The colloquy of Maria Maldonado

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Maria Maldonado and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: SUPREME COURT OF UNITED STATES.
  • On: April 3, 2021, 10:56 a.m.

SUPREME COURT OF UNITED STATES.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington DC 20500. The USA.
From: John Glover Roberts Jr,
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States

Good day to you!!

I am John Glover Roberts Jr, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the
United States. I would like to inform you
that your fund issue worth the total sum of $5.5Million US Dollars was
brought to my office this morning to
cancel by Mr. Charles W. Scharf the Chief Executive Officer WELLS
FARGO BANK USA.

Then, I asked what are the conditions but I was told that because of
your inability to secure the required Affidavit
of claim Ownership so that the US Monitory Fund Investigation Union
head office in Washington DC capital the
United State of America will declare your payment free from any money
laundry and terrorism drug money
sponsor activities to enable our service have the authority of
releasing the payment to you and register it with
US MAILING POST for overnight delivery to your address without delay.

But I told him to wait because there is no need to cancel the payment
and that I will do my very best to bring the
issue to a conclusion. To the best of my knowledge and humanitarian
ground and sympathy. I immediately
called up President Joe Biden and US Senate committees and explained
your matter to them. We understand
that the imposed fee $1350 of Affidavit of claim Ownership might be
too much for you to pay now, So we further
make things easier for you by discussing with President Joe Biden and
the US Senate committee on your
behalf.

They have given you the grace of sending only $350 to enable you to
afford this only fee after the Diplomatic
Agent delivers your ATM Visa Card to you, then once you confirm your
$5.5Million US Dollars, you can then pay
the remaining balance of $1000. All we want you to do right now is to
go ahead buy a $350 Google Play Card or
iTunes card for immediately issuing the needed Affidavit of claim
Ownership to enable the Diplomat to make the
delivery to your home address today. I advise you should send the
required $350 to secure the Affidavit of claim
Ownership to enable them to ship your ATM Card that worth $5.5Million
US Dollars to regain your financial
freedom and have enough money to live on and establish a good business
for yourself and your family. But if
you don't need it then I can change your name to another person to
receive the fund on your behalf so that this
Government will not claim this money but I know that you will love to
have it. The ATM package will be
successfully safely delivered within 7-hours/ without any hitches or
delays. Therefore. I will advise you to go
ahead and buy a $350 Steam Google Play Card or iTunes card because it
is the only problem we have on
finalizing the assignment on your behalf. Please quickly run now to
buy the Google Play Card to secure the
Affidavit of claim Ownership which will show that the transaction was
made through the full capacity of the
Government and will not be queried for certain circumstances.

All necessary official modalities are being finalized in your favor.
Send the $350 Steam Google Play Card or
iTunes card so we can direct it to the right office imposition to
release the document. And immediately you make
the payment to them the document will sign and your ATM parcel will
deliver to your address without delay.
Please I want you to know that you have from now till the next two
days to send the $350 Google Play Card or
iTunes card to receive your ATM package worth $5.5Million US Dollar.
Therefore, the days of you being
subjected to paying twice Double Payment is over as that is the case
with some corrupt officials down there in
Africa.

This is a lifetime opportunity and we will advise you to take
advantage of it before it will become too late to do so
This could be the last opportunity you might have in receiving your
ATM package so do not fail to notice this
wonderful moment to have your fund that you have been looking for a
way to make it a reality. This is an official
notification and we advise you to treat it with utmost urgency.

Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.

Yours Faithfully,
Hon.John Glover Roberts Jr
CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT OF UNITED STATES.
Contact Email: [email protected]

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Spammer

  • Subject: Opa. r U with me? I hope u can talk)
  • On: April 3, 2021, 12:33 p.m.

My My Incomparable.
How're You? I want to chat)

Im single unspoilt lady staying in EU;)
immediately Im seeking openhearted gentleman.
Response to: [email protected], I can reply to You my photo:)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SUPREME COURT OF UNITED STATES.
  • On: April 3, 2021, 3:05 p.m.

Hello,
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Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's try to awful small talk:-) Do you want to meet me?
  • On: April 3, 2021, 8:47 p.m.

Let's weepy talks:-) I am advisable woman in EU

Now I am waiting for notbad male:) It's email box for reply is harrandcarlin=
[email protected] I am going to reply to You my picture.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's try to awful small talk:-) Do you want to meet me?
  • On: April 3, 2021, 11:54 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello my rreproachable I hope all is utopian. Let's try to speak!
  • On: April 7, 2021, 10:14 p.m.

Let's try to calculating small talk R U here? currently Im seeking super mis=
ter:)
I am going to reply to You my picture
response to [email protected];-) Good luck!

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Spammer

  • Subject: Salve correct:-) is all energizing? My Mister top.
  • On: April 7, 2021, 10:49 p.m.

unblemished My soundly:) I need to universal small talk;-) I'm attentive bab=
e Immediately I am looking for unique man:-)

I will send You my pictures.
e-mail me to [email protected] Bye

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello my rreproachable I hope all is utopian. Let's try to speak!
  • On: April 8, 2021, 7:08 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Why everything, what can't be taken love take away by force?
  • On: April 11, 2021, 8:40 a.m.

Hi. I'm glad to know you.

I am looking for a foreign man.
I'm only interested in a serious relationship.
What is most important to you in a relationship?
Tell me something about yourself.

What is your hobby? I really hope that we will continue our communication.
See you soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Why everything, what can't be taken love take away by force?
  • On: April 11, 2021, 11:45 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: what are you doing? I hope U can calm speak:-)
  • On: April 19, 2021, 6:40 a.m.

bona jorno;-) may we speak!

immediately I'm trying to find remarkable mister:)
I'm unparalleled Girlfiend.
I'll send You my photo attached;-)
This is my E-mail box for response [email protected])

have a nice time

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: what are you doing? I hope U can calm speak:-)
  • On: April 19, 2021, 6:08 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ciao warm) adventurous Mister baby;-)
  • On: April 20, 2021, 5:14 a.m.

my perfect Champion:-) currently I am seeking goodness buddy. I'm going to s=
end You my picture attach, This is email for contact is: [email protected]=
gmail.com:)

have a nice day

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ciao warm) adventurous Mister baby;-)
  • On: April 20, 2021, 8:24 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hi my. how come? mr. ineffect;)
  • On: April 22, 2021, 12:53 a.m.

At this moment Im look up careful gentleman I'm juicy babe in Europe;-)

It's my E-mail is: [email protected] I am going to reply to You my =
photos;)

have a good day

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hi my. how come? mr. ineffect;)
  • On: April 22, 2021, 10:20 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hola my only:-) my My Goodness:) Let's try to talk.
  • On: April 27, 2021, 1:12 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hola my only:-) my My Goodness:) Let's try to talk.
  • On: April 27, 2021, 11:36 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: ciao my pricey) My beneficent mr. impeccable;-)
  • On: April 28, 2021, 8:04 a.m.

My chic my sweet) saluto my impeccable. How old are You?
I hope everything elegant;) Where r u stay? immediately I am seeking ordinar=
y man. Im goodish Chick living in Germany:)

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Email box for reply is [email protected], talk to you later

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: ciao my pricey) My beneficent mr. impeccable;-)
  • On: April 28, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good Morning my commendable;) sir Creditable
  • On: April 28, 2021, 5:46 p.m.

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I am honourable Chick staying in Europe.

I will reply to You my picture attached)

email to: [email protected];)

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Spammer

  • Subject: good Day my precious;) I wish to sparkling speak. How're you? delicious sir Mate;-)
  • On: April 28, 2021, 6:33 p.m.

Where are You live?
what is your age?
Could U do me a favor;-)
I'm lonely unspoilt female from Germany,
at present I'm looking for smart gentleman.

I'll send You my picture attached

it's my email for reply [email protected],

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good Morning my commendable;) sir Creditable
  • On: April 29, 2021, 2:15 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: saluto my worthy! May be u're free to talks)
  • On: April 29, 2021, 4:47 a.m.

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mr. intelligent,
what's your age?

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thank you anyway

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: saluto my worthy! May be u're free to talks)
  • On: April 29, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salve! my marshmallow may U please do me a favor:)
  • On: April 30, 2021, 2:11 a.m.

my mister humane:-)

Let's chat,

at present I'm searching for caring man.
I can send You my photos.

reply me [email protected]:-)
Thank you anyway

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salve! my marshmallow may U please do me a favor:)
  • On: April 30, 2021, 5:58 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hope everything is accomplish
  • On: May 2, 2021, 11:16 p.m.

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I'm unique Lady living in EU)

now Im seeking reputable dude, it's my email for answer is: [email protected]=
gmail.com;-)

I'll reply to You my picture attach,
till next time

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hope everything is accomplish
  • On: May 3, 2021, 3:33 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: bonghjornu my appetising:-) I hope you can grumpy small talk:-)
  • On: May 4, 2021, 4:43 a.m.

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unding guy;-)
E-mail box for contact is [email protected]!

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Spammer

  • Subject: How r U doing today? Let's speak:-) my Mister astounding
  • On: May 4, 2021, 9:41 a.m.

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I'm unmarried ideal Lady from EU;-) Today Im trying to find single gentleman=
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reply at [email protected])

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bonghjornu my appetising:-) I hope you can grumpy small talk:-)
  • On: May 4, 2021, 2:08 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: bonzur My right:-) I want to talks
  • On: May 4, 2021, 8:02 p.m.

saluto My perfect,

My Mr. Attentive:-)

May be You're free to saintlike talks)
today I'm looking for successful male.
I am single chief person staying in EU:-) I am going to send You my photo at=
tach;-) it's my E-mail for contact is: [email protected]

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bonzur My right:-) I want to talks
  • On: May 5, 2021, 2:05 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How is it going? My competent wealthy:-)
  • On: May 6, 2021, 5:56 a.m.

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For now Im seeking safe male;-) I'm going to reply to You my picture! This i=
s e-mail box is [email protected]) have a nice day

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How is it going? My competent wealthy:-)
  • On: May 6, 2021, 8:38 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Invite my unspoiled:-) How're u? Let's elderly chat!
  • On: May 12, 2021, 7:38 p.m.

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ying to find absolute not young guy!
I'm nonsuch 32 years old chick.
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my email box for reply is: [email protected],

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Invite my unspoiled:-) How're u? Let's elderly chat!
  • On: May 13, 2021, 2:06 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: mister Honest)
  • On: May 13, 2021, 3:32 a.m.

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my E-mail for contact is: [email protected]

I'm going to reply to You my picture;-)

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Spammer

  • Subject: good Evening:) my pretty My promising.
  • On: May 13, 2021, 2:19 p.m.

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At this moment I am trying to find top not young dude:) I'm single suitable =
32 y.o. woman;-)

it's my Email box [email protected]:)
I am going to send You my photo attached;-)

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: mister Honest)
  • On: May 13, 2021, 3:02 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Maria Maldonado
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I need to talk:) adventurous yummy;) hope it is worthy
  • On: May 13, 2021, 11:27 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: may I ask U? my Mr. Immaculate!
  • On: May 16, 2021, 11:01 a.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Bonjour my bang-up) my superb my stud) I hope you can energetic speak;)
  • On: May 18, 2021, 7:39 p.m.

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photo attached thank's

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Spammer

  • Subject: My true smart May you're able to talks;-) Is it powerful?
  • On: May 18, 2021, 11:36 p.m.

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  • On: May 19, 2021, 12:58 a.m.

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  • Subject: Buon giorno My:-) I hope U can talk:) sir Blameless;) do u wish to see me?
  • On: May 23, 2021, 11:28 p.m.

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  • On: May 27, 2021, 3 a.m.

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Spammer

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  • On: May 31, 2021, 2:12 p.m.

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  • On: June 3, 2021, 8:07 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Bonjour my blameless;-) I hope u can next talks
  • On: June 5, 2021, 4:12 a.m.

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  • On: June 5, 2021, 2:15 p.m.

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  • Subject: My benign sir satisfactory!
  • On: June 5, 2021, 10:03 p.m.

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  • On: June 6, 2021, 2:40 a.m.

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  • On: June 8, 2021, 7:33 p.m.

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  • On: June 9, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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  • On: June 10, 2021, 10:58 a.m.

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  • On: June 11, 2021, 7:11 p.m.

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