The colloquy of Sandra Christian

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Sandra Christian and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Hello
  • On: Nov. 26, 2020, 10:55 p.m.

Hello,

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello
  • On: Nov. 26, 2020, 10:55 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Checking in
  • On: Dec. 8, 2020, 5:08 p.m.


Checking in

HeySuzanne,

 

Just doing a quick check in. How has business been these last couple of months? If you have any financing needs we can help with, feel free to reach out at any time. Let's chat soon.
 

Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Checking in
  • On: Dec. 8, 2020, 7:48 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Reconnecting
  • On: Jan. 5, 2021, 5:08 p.m.


Reconnecting

Hi Suzanne,
 
I am reaching out to see if you are still in need of cash for any upcoming projects, inventory, or any other business funding need.
 
Recently, we had some guidelines change for 2020 that may benefit you. If you have a use for funds, I would like to review and see if any of these products can be of assistance.
 
For any questions my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today.
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Reconnecting
  • On: Jan. 6, 2021, 1:35 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Paycheck Protection Program- Apply Now
  • On: Jan. 11, 2021, 5:35 p.m.


Paycheck Protection Program- Apply Now

Suzanne,

 
Great News! The next round of Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) funding is here! 
 
Some highlights of this program are listed below.
 
· Interest Rate of 1.0%
· Maturity of 5 Years
· No Collateral
· No Credit Score Minimum
· No Personal Guarantees
· Most importantly, the entire loan can be forgiven
 
Don't wait! It's important to apply as soon as you can. The approved funds are likely to run out soon. 
 
The application only takes a few minutes to complete. Complete your application today so you can get some much deserved relief for your business. 
 
Apply Now 
 

Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Paycheck Protection Program- Apply Now
  • On: Jan. 11, 2021, 11:41 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Paycheck Protection Program- Apply Now
  • On: Jan. 12, 2021, 4:20 p.m.


Paycheck Protection Program- Apply Now

Suzanne,

 
Great News! The next round of Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) funding is here! 
 
Some highlights of this program are listed below.
 
· Interest Rate of 1.0%
· Maturity of 5 Years
· No Collateral
· No Credit Score Minimum
· No Personal Guarantees
· Most importantly, the entire loan can be forgiven
 
Don't wait! It's important to apply as soon as you can. The approved funds are likely to run out soon. 
 
The application only takes a few minutes. Complete your application today so you can get some much deserved relief for your business. 
 
Apply Now 
 

Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spammer

  • Subject: Apply for the SBA Paycheck Protection Program
  • On: Jan. 13, 2021, 4:35 p.m.


Apply for the SBA Paycheck Protection Program

Suzanne,

 
Great News! The next round of Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) funding is here! 
 
Some highlights of this program are listed below.
 
· Interest Rate of 1.0%
· Maturity of 5 Years
· No Collateral
· No Credit Score Minimum
· No Personal Guarantees
· Most importantly, the entire loan can be forgiven
 
Don't wait! It's important to apply as soon as you can. The approved funds are likely to run out soon.
 
If you applied with another lender and have not heard back, there is no downside to applying again through another source. You should put your business in the best position to receive this program.
 
The application only takes a few minutes. Complete your application today so you can get some much deserved relief for your business. 
 
Apply Now 
 

Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Apply for the SBA Paycheck Protection Program
  • On: Jan. 13, 2021, 7 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Mnesty has been Pre-Approved
  • On: Jan. 19, 2021, 5:08 p.m.


Mnesty has been Pre-Approved

Dear Suzanne,
 
I hope all is well. My name is David, and I am the Financial Consultant assigned to help your business. The great news is that you have been pre-approved for up to $250,000 of business funding, available in as little as 24 hours.
 
Whether it is extra inventory, upgrades, purchasing equipment or advertising, fast working capital from Crestmont Capital will make all the difference.
 
Crestmont has helped thousands of business owners just like you get the working capital they need to grow their business. Click the link in my bio to book a meeting with me to see how getting the cash you need to expand your business is just a few simple steps away!
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spammer

  • Subject: Apply for the SBA Paycheck Protection Program
  • On: Jan. 19, 2021, 6:07 p.m.


Apply for the SBA Paycheck Protection Program

Suzanne,

 
Great News! The next round of Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) funding is here! 
 
Some highlights of this program are listed below.
 
· Interest Rate of 1.0%
· Maturity of 5 Years
· No Collateral
· No Credit Score Minimum
· No Personal Guarantees
· Most importantly, the entire loan can be forgiven
 
Don't wait! It's important to apply as soon as you can. The approved funds are likely to run out soon.
 
If you applied with another lender and have not heard back, there is no downside to applying again through another source. You should put your business in the best position to receive this program.
 
The application only takes a few minutes. Complete your application today so you can get some much deserved relief for your business. 
 
Apply Now 
 

Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Mnesty has been Pre-Approved
  • On: Jan. 20, 2021, 4:41 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: We Want to Help Your Business
  • On: Feb. 2, 2021, 5:08 p.m.


We Want to Help Your Business

Hi Suzanne,

As a small business owner, have you ever felt overwhelmed because of everything on your plate?

Even though you could use some additional financing to grow your business, does the thought of spending hours upon hours chasing lenders and filling out application after application make you sick?

You aren’t alone. There is a real problem with the small business funding ecosystem and we’re out to solve it. At Crestmont Capital, we know your time is precious, so we take care of all the busy work, so you can keep moving and growing your business.

Let’s get you the cash you need. You can give me a call or book a meeting with me by clicking the link in my bio to discuss your funding options! 
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: We Want to Help Your Business
  • On: Feb. 2, 2021, 9:54 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Apply for the SBA Paycheck Protection Program
  • On: Feb. 8, 2021, 4:31 p.m.


Apply for the SBA Paycheck Protection Program

Suzanne,

 
Great News! The next round of Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) funding is still here! 
 
Some highlights of this program are listed below.
 
· Interest Rate of 1.0%
· Maturity of 5 Years
· No Collateral
· No Credit Score Minimum
· No Personal Guarantees
· Most importantly, the entire loan can be forgiven
 
Don't wait! It's important to apply as soon as you can. The approved funds are likely to run out soon.
 
If you applied with another lender and have not heard back, there is no downside to applying again through another source. You should put your business in the best position to receive this program.
 
The application only takes a few minutes. Complete your application today so you can get some much deserved relief for your business. 
 
Apply Now 
 

Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Apply for the SBA Paycheck Protection Program
  • On: Feb. 9, 2021, 4:19 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Suzanne, apply for the SBA PPP before it's too late!
  • On: Feb. 9, 2021, 5:30 p.m.


Suzanne, apply for the SBA PPP before it's too late!

Suzanne,

 
Great News! The next round of Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) funding is still here! 
 
Some highlights of this program are listed below.
 
· Interest Rate of 1.0%
· Maturity of 5 Years
· No Collateral
· No Credit Score Minimum
· No Personal Guarantees
· Most importantly, the entire loan can be forgiven
 
Don't wait! It's important to apply as soon as you can. The approved funds are likely to run out soon.
 
If you applied with another lender and have not heard back, there is no downside to applying again through another source. You should put your business in the best position to receive this program.
 
The application only takes a few minutes. Complete your application today so you can get some much deserved relief for your business. 
 
Apply Now 
 

Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spammer

  • Subject: Funding in as Quick as 24 Hours
  • On: Feb. 16, 2021, 5:08 p.m.


Funding in as Quick as 24 Hours

Suzanne,
 
Who couldn't use a little extra cash to finish off the year? Crestmont Capital offers flexible terms and rates without all the hassle and paperwork of a traditional bank loan. We will never tell you how to use your cash, and our lightning-fast funding process ensures you will have your cash in just days to use for whatever your business needs are—now.

• Up to $250,000 with a simple, one-page application
• No collateral needed
• All credit considered
• No restrictions on how you use your cash

Call or book a meeting with me by clicking on the link in my bio to see why thousands of businesses have chosen Crestmont Capital for their preferred business funding source. Let me help you structure a plan that works best for your needs, and let's finish this quarter off with a bang!
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Funding in as Quick as 24 Hours
  • On: Feb. 16, 2021, 8:06 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Need Additional Funding?
  • On: March 2, 2021, 5:08 p.m.


Need Additional Funding?

Dear Suzanne,

I hope all is well. My name is David , and I am the financial consultant assigned to your file. You have recently either spoken with one of our reps or input some information on our website regarding business financing, and I was hoping to contact you regarding the next steps in the process.

Our approval and funding processes are lightning-fast, so you will never be left waiting. You can reach me on my direct line below or click the link in my signature to schedule a call with me to start looking into your funding options now!

I look forward to hearing from you soon!
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Need Additional Funding?
  • On: March 3, 2021, 2:09 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Could a Line of Credit Help Your Business?
  • On: March 16, 2021, 5:09 p.m.


Could a Line of Credit Help Your Business?

Hi Suzanne,
 
I was wondering if your business could better plan financially with a revolving line of credit. Our line of credit is designed to allow you to always have access to the capital that you need without having to wait for an underwriter’s approval. Once your line of credit is approved, you can log into your account and draw funds as you need them. No upfront fees, no paperwork, red tape and no waiting days for an approval to access your credit line. Our rates are as low as 4.8% and our funds can be used as you best determine. You can reach me on my direct line below or click the link in my signature to schedule a call with me to start looking into your options now!
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Could a Line of Credit Help Your Business?
  • On: March 17, 2021, 1:49 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Big Plans? A LOC Could Help
  • On: March 30, 2021, 5:09 p.m.


Big Plans? A LOC Could Help

Hi Suzanne,
 
Have you ever considered a business line of credit?

The gains you get by opening one can be huge, and there’s virtually no risk as long as you make your minimum payments on time.

We can have your line of credit set up within a couple of hours with rates as low as 4.8% You can reach me on my direct line below or click the link in my signature to schedule a call with me to set up your line of credit now.
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Big Plans? A LOC Could Help
  • On: March 31, 2021, 4:46 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Get the equipment you need
  • On: April 13, 2021, 5:09 p.m.


Get the equipment you need

Hi Suzanne,
 
Most small businesses need a lot of equipment: software, supplies, signs, tools, machinery, and other basics.
 
The good news is our express equipment financing programs could have your equipment financed as soon as tomorrow with rates starting at 3.56%. We have equipment loans for almost any gadget or gizmo you might need.
 
Want to see what is available to you? Give me a call today or schedule a call with my clicking the link in my signature. I look forward to hearing from you. 
 
 Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

Update your email preferences
to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Get the equipment you need
  • On: April 13, 2021, 7:06 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Sandra Christian
CEO, MNesty, LLC