The colloquy of Mark Anderson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Mark Anderson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT
  • On: Aug. 4, 2018, 9:22 a.m.

CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

Attn:Sir/Madam

I am Major-General Babagana Monguno (rtd). National Adviser to President
Muhammadu Buhari the president Federal Republic of Nigeria. I decided to
contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office
and the intense nature of polity in Nigeria. I Determined To Make Contact
With You As Of The Widespread Refuge Information Reaching My Office And The
Severe Nature Of Guidelines In My Country.

This Is To Enlighten You About Our Arrangement To Send Fund To You Via
Cash Release As It Is The Only System That Will Be Easier For You And
Us, We Are Going To Send Your Contract/ inheritance Part Payment Of 10
Million United States Dollars By Way Of Diplomatic Cash Delivery.

Note:The Money Is Coming On 2 Security Proof Boxes. The Boxes Are
Sealed With Synthetic Nylon That Was Sealed And Padded With Machine.

This Fund Was Brought To Us For Our Local A.F.E.M. Market, But Since
The Money Was Not Used, I Will Use My Position As The National Adviser
to President To Send This Fund To You.

All You Need To Do Now Is To Send To Me Your Full House Address And
Your Identity Such As, International Passport Or Drivers License
Including Your Contact Phone & Fax Numbers For Easy Communication, The
Diplomatic Attached Will Travel With It. He Will Call You Immediately
He Arrives in Your Country Airport. Hope This Is All Right By You? I
Will Enlighten You When The Special Grace Of God Will Airlift The
Boxes.

Note: The Diplomats Do Not Know The Original Contents Of The Boxes.
What I Acknowledged To Them As The Contents Is Sensitive Photographic
Film Material. I Did Not Declare Money To Them Please. If They Call
You And Ask You The Contents Please Tell Them The Same Thing. Send Me
An Email And I?ll Let You Know How Far I Have Gone With The
Arrangement.

Please I Need Urgent Reply Because The Boxes Are Scheduled To Be As
Soon As We Hear From You.

Best Regards,

Major-General Babagana Monguno (rtd).
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria

--
Sent from my Android device with K-9 Mail. Please excuse my brevity.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT
  • On: Aug. 4, 2018, 9:22 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi there my awesome pen-friend,
  • On: Aug. 8, 2018, 2:17 a.m.

Hi my great friend! Respected stranger, I wish to know how much youinterested in find and acquaintance with new and wonderful girl? My name isAnzhela. I hope to your like my foto. I'm also looking person with which mylife is quiet and wonderful. I am very cheerful, kind and positive woman.But I'm still have alone and yet very tired of such life. So I go to adating site and got you email. Actually, I'm looking for real man for aserious friendship and even wedding in future. The most important is mygoal - I wish to find a companion to my lonely life! I very hope that youare just such a person. I'll be glad if we will find our common interestsand our meeting is most wonderful moment in our future life. Now I do notknow how much you are interested in continue our dialogue therefore greaterdetail I talk about me later! I'll wait your letter! See you later, Anzhela

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi there my awesome pen-friend,
  • On: Aug. 8, 2018, 4:15 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Aloha my awesome pen-friend!
  • On: Aug. 13, 2018, 6:47 p.m.

Hi my dear pen-friend. How are your mood!? I've never in the past met onthe Internet, but now resolve to attempt. I desire to get to know youbetter. I'm want to meet a man for love relationship! I want to getacquainted with a person! I want to hope you're a single guy and you willbe satisfied to become acquainted me! I've serious plans. Friends call meTatyana! I am a good, calm girl! I don't have bad wont. I enjoy fitness! Ifyou're wish extension our familiarity, then I 'll tell you more informationabout my interests! I expect you will write me soon! Bye,Tanya,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Aloha my awesome pen-friend!
  • On: Aug. 13, 2018, 7:05 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Aloha my new pen-friend
  • On: Aug. 15, 2018, 12:56 a.m.

Good day, dear stranger!, I want to see how much you're curious in findingand acquaintance with new & wonderful lady? My name is Vikulechka. I amhope to your like my Pic. I am also find person with which my life is calm& astonishing. I'm very cheerful, kind and positive woman. But I am stillhave single & yet very tired of kind of life. So I come to a dating siteand got you mailbox. In reality, I looking for real guy for a seriousfriendship and even marriage in future. Most important is my purpose I wantto find a lover for my solitary life! I very much waiting that you are it'sa man. I'll be satisfied if we can find our common interested & ourfamiliarity is most wonderful moment in our future life. Now I do not knowhow much you are interested in continuing our conversation therefore inmore detail I will write about myself later. I will wait your letter. Seeyou soon, Vikushusya!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Aloha my new pen-friend
  • On: Aug. 15, 2018, 11:44 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my friend
  • On: Aug. 16, 2018, 10:54 a.m.

Greetings friend! Glad to meet you. You looking so beautiful. I'm lookingfor a good man with serious intentions for long-term serious relationship,i don't need flirt. My goal to meet a serious man for a joint purpose inlife. You can call me Elina, I'm 33 years old. I have no children and notmarried. How old are you? If you're younger than me, you can respond to myletter. I see you live? I was born in Russia and now I live here, i hope toget to know each other better will not be a problem. In my letter i sendyou my foto, send your photos to my email address, that will allow me toknow you better. If our goals do not match, do not reply to this letter. Ireally hope that our goals are the same and you are looking for a woman,and we will continue our pleasant communication. With good wishes, Elinusha.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings my friend
  • On: Aug. 16, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day.
  • On: Aug. 16, 2018, 10:41 p.m.

Hi! And I really hope that this my letter will find you in good spirit.Please, do not be confused, that now I write you. I can easy write to you,why I write you is now. And to this present just one reason. And its causeis that I am so lonely now. With the help of notice I want to escape fromthis loneliness. That is why I hope that you also not have love relations,and you can understand me in this. The loneliness is the mostsad thing,that can happened to any person. Do you feel the same? If you understandme, then write me back me soon. I write you here some information of me. Iam Zemfira. Hope you may get my photo attached to this message. My age is26 years old. I am soft, nice, easy going girl. Sorry, I forgot to say youthat I live in Azerbaijan. I wish that I got the right man for my aim. Imean you. And that you now are not have love relations.Contact me soon.Have a nice day. Zemfirushoka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day.
  • On: Aug. 17, 2018, 12:27 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutti,
  • On: Aug. 17, 2018, 3:43 p.m.

Good day! I am Elizaveta twenty-nine y.old. I am burn and live in Czhech.I found u and would like to know better you. For me it is first time try tomeet friend in such way and I do not know what to say right now. I want tofind a serious man for relations, someone older than me. Relations is not ajoke for me, I don't play games. I hope that you are serious too. We can beaway from each other, but I hope its not a problem? Do not write me if youon relationship or message was reached to you wrongly. If you like me too,I would be happy to have your message. Elizavetushok.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutti,
  • On: Aug. 17, 2018, 6:30 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good evening,
  • On: Aug. 18, 2018, 10:53 p.m.

Hey hey my awesome friend! I am very happy that I can write to you. We donot know each other. But I very hope that soon we shall get to know eachother very well. I have not been able to find a my true love for a longtime. I am sad because I am lonely. I want to find man. I hope that goodman will be you. Now I want to tell you a little about me. I am Maria. Tome 34 years old. I live in Russian Federation. I very hope that bigdistance between us will not be a problem. For me, big distance and thedifference cultures is not an obstacle. I believe that if people have truelove, they can overcome all problems and shall be together. And if peoplecan not overcome obstacles together, then this is not sincere love. Sincerefeelings can conquer all. I hope that I interested you with my mail. Writeto me soon! Your new friend Mashulek,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good evening,
  • On: Aug. 19, 2018, 2:58 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my stranger!
  • On: Aug. 27, 2018, 6:23 a.m.

Good evening my dear friend, Let me to introduce my self. And I am Leysan.I didn’t plan to take up much of your spare time and I would tell thisdirect! I'm wish to find for a serious man, whom I could believe and be mywhole life onlywith such man. And, if you are lonely, then I ask you torespond to my letter. Only sincerely. It’s possible, today we are friendsand later already may be a a couple. I'll say you a little of me. My age is29 years old. And I live in Azerbaijan. In this message, I send you mypicture. So you could have some image about me. I wish you interested in itand you be able to write me back a letter. Please also write me aboutyourself and send me your foto. I'm sure that we may start communication,the only one thing so that you had a desire for it. Looking forward to youranswer. Sincerely. Leysanka

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my stranger!
  • On: Aug. 27, 2018, 11:25 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi there my great friend
  • On: Aug. 31, 2018, 7:06 p.m.

Salutation Thank you so much for ur response. I got really stunned & happyto hear back from u. Sorry for that long delay. i do not frequently makeuse of this e-mail address. I by accident made a decision to check my mailbox and was gladly shocked to receive your email. I have a different e mailand i just utilize it to chat with my close friends. I'm going mail aletter via this address so you will recognize. Anyway, i wish that you willstill excuse me and write me back as soon as possible. I'd like to becomefamiliar with you more. I am absolutely sure that there is a lot ofexciting things we can find regarding one another. I did assured you tomail u my image therefore Im attaching it. I'll inform you much moreregarding me personally in my next message and also i am going to send itfrom my regularly used mail address, I'll wait excitedly for your mail.Have a excellent day time!! Take care. ps If u liked my snapshot and youareserious, reply back soon.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi there my great friend
  • On: Sept. 1, 2018, 12:23 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my new pen-friend.
  • On: Sept. 1, 2018, 3:06 p.m.

Hello my awesome pen-friend I wanted to say that too long time I have beenwaiting for some miracle, but it did not come. All, what I wished was toget a very close friend or maybe somebody more nice. But much time it flewby, and a marvel did not came (smile). That’s why I decided to try therisk and take the first move, a step in the form of write this message tolearn you more better. My name is Nargiz, and I am try to look for a niceperson! I wish to find a real man from foreign country. I am ready to be mywhole the rest of my life with it man! I am good girl who wants to havefirst of all a decent, caring, able to take care of a girl a person. I amsure that just time will show how good we looks together. I am twenty five.I think that on my age, I already must something to make with my life. Init message I am sending you my photo, and you could know that I am in goodshape. Oh, forgot to tell that I am originally and live in Azerbaijan. Iconsider that it information would be enough to interest you. Everythingdepends on you! I hope that when I open my e-mail next time, I be able tosee your reply and photo. Have a good time. Nargiza

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my new pen-friend.
  • On: Sept. 1, 2018, 9:54 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi there my awesome friend.
  • On: Sept. 6, 2018, 6:53 p.m.

Good evening my dear man. Thanks so much for your letter. I was quitesurprised and satisfied to receive a letter from u. I'm sorry for a longdelay. I do not commonly make use of this email. I unintentionally decidedto open my mail box and was nicely amazed to receive the message. I useanother email and also i just use it to chat with my close friends. I willmail you a specific letter coming from this address so you'll know.Anyways, i do hope that you will still excuse me for this and answer backto me soon. I'd like to become familiar with you far better. Im positivethere may be so much of exciting stuff we could come across regarding oneanother. I promised to mail u my photo therefore Im enclosing it. I'm goinginform you more about myself in my up coming letter and i'll mail it via mycommonly used address, I'm going be waiting excitedly for your personalemail. Wish you very good daytime. Bye for now. p.s In case you loved myphoto and also you are stillinterested, please, reply back to me asap.

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day dear man,
  • On: Sept. 6, 2018, 8:25 p.m.

Good afternoon my dear stranger What's up? Please excuse me beforehand ifI've bothered you with something but I would enjoy to get acquainted withthe man sometime. It will be fascinatingly to exchange our emotions andpic. I don’t even know where to start from. My name Marinka. I wasthinking of what I can write more about me and you know I came to decisionthat possibly I can describe my individuality as active woman with stablemoral standards. Write me about yourself,and your preferences about girlHope to hear from you soon. Marina,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi there my awesome friend.
  • On: Sept. 7, 2018, 5:24 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Mobile Application !!
  • On: Sept. 7, 2018, 7:36 a.m.

Have a great day :-):-):-)!

Hi,

Hope you are doing well.

Would you be interested in building an app for your business? We are a
professional Mobile Application Development company.

We have a 100+ team of iOS and Android Developers and developed 250+ Native
Mobile apps till now.

All our mobile app developers have strong expertise working with iPhone,
iPad, Android, Blackberry, Windows and cross-platform mobile applications.

Please let me know if you are interested, I am more than happy to provide
you with a detailed proposal. Also, we will be happy to showcase our
portfolio and vast gallery of our happy clients over a quick chat as per
your interest.

Kind Regards,

Andy,

Business Development Manager

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Mobile Application !!
  • On: Sept. 7, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day my dear friend.
  • On: Sept. 12, 2018, 6:58 a.m.

Woha my dear mate, Its Vika and I am a thirty-three y.o lady. You areprobably wondering who I am, I add you at site of date and would like toknow better u. I for the first time try to find friend by such way so Idecided to try. I am a lonely woman and I would very much like to learnmore about you. I am sending a photo so you could see what I look like, andI will be happy to get few back of you. I would like to meet a good personfor relations, a man older than me. Dont reply me if you are in arelationship or you got letter wrongly. I am looking for the right men forme. At first just a friendship, then we'll see where this goes, perhapsltr. Vikusya!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day my dear friend.
  • On: Sept. 12, 2018, 12:40 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salutti,
  • On: Sept. 14, 2018, 1:58 p.m.

Greetings my dear mate! I am Kristina. I am from the Russian Federationand I'm thirty-five. Just to give you some information about my life: Iwork as a physician at medical establishment. I apologize for disturbingyou. I don't want to insist but I seek a serious relationship, beginningfrom Internet and passing to real life. If you have no similar wishes, youbetter not e-mail me back. If instead you find me attractive and want me tosend you my photo or more pictures, just let me know. I would kindly askyou to tell me more about your place of life and share your image with me.Hope that this is your real name. Like I said, I only search for genuinerelationships and hope to build something meaningful with you! Bestregards, Kristinchik

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salutti,
  • On: Sept. 14, 2018, 10:29 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day friend,
  • On: Sept. 15, 2018, 8:09 p.m.

Salutation my dear stranger. This is Natalya. I am Russian and I am thirtyfive y.o. Just to give you some info about my life: I work as a medicalspecialist at state clinic.I am sorry for the discomfort. I don’t want tobother but I seek a serious relationship, beginning from Internet andpassing to real life. If you have no such wishes, you better not replyback.If instead you find me attractive and want me to send you my photo ormore pictures, just let me know!I’d kindly ask you to tell me more aboutyour city and send your picture. Hope that this is your real name! Like Isaid, I only search for genuine relationships and hope to build somethingmeaningful with you!Look forward to your reply, Natalyunka.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day friend,
  • On: Sept. 16, 2018, 7:10 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my dear friend,
  • On: Sept. 18, 2018, 7:49 p.m.

Hi my great pen-friend I am write to you from Local russian dating agency.I for the 1st time try to find friend by such way so I decided to try. Myname is Lera and I am a 34 years old a single lady from Russia. I want tomeet a good man for serious relations, a man of my age or who older then Iam. I am romantic, opened and very sincere in a dating. I'm looking for theright man for me. At first just a friendship, then we'll see where thisgoes, perhaps Long term relationship. Do not answer to me if you are in arelationship or you got this by mistake. Lerochka,

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings my dear friend,
  • On: Sept. 19, 2018, 5:57 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi there my awesome friend!
  • On: Sept. 20, 2018, 12:07 a.m.

Good day unknown I am writing to you from Local russian dating agency. Forme it is first time try to meet friend by such way so I decided to try. I'mValerya and I am a 34 years old a single Russian women. I want to meet agood person 4 relations, someone of my age or who older then I am. I amromantic, opened and very sincere in a dating. I'm looking for the rightguy for me. At first just a friendship, then we'll see where this goes,perhaps ltr. Do not answer to me if you are not single or you got this bymistake. Lerchik.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi there my awesome friend!
  • On: Sept. 20, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Salut
  • On: Sept. 20, 2018, 10:05 a.m.

Hey person Dear stranger, I wish to know how much you interested infinding and familiarity with new and wonderful girl? I'm Marina. I'm hopeto your like my picture. I am also look person with whom my life is calmand astonishing. I am very merry, kindly and positive girl. But I stillhave one and very tired of kind of life. So I come to a dating agency andgot you email. Actually, I'm search for real man for a serious relationshipand even wedding in future. Most important is my purpose - I want to searcha lover to my solitary life! I very hope that you are precisely this aperson. Iwill be glad if we can find our common interests and ouracquaintance is most wonderful moment in our future life. I do not know howmuch you are interested in continue our talking therefore in more detailI'll talk about me later! I will wait for your answer! See you later,Marinuska

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Salut
  • On: Sept. 20, 2018, 4:36 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey there my awesome pen-friend
  • On: Sept. 21, 2018, 10:13 p.m.

Good morning, I would like to to tell you who I am. And I am Leysan. Iwill not take up much of your free time and I will tell this straight! I'mwish to find for a decent man, whom I could believe and be the rest of mylife justwith such man. And, if you are alone, then I ask you to answer tomy short note. Just sincerely!It’s possible, today we are friends andtomorrow already will be a family. I'll tell you a little of myself. My ageis twenty nine. And I am from Azerbaijan. In this message, I send you myfoto. So you could have some image of me. I hope you enjoy it and you willfind time to write me back a letter. Please also write me about yourselfand attach me your foto. I'm sure that we could start conversation, theonly one thing so that you had a desire for it. Can’t wait to see youanswer. I could not understand, You from United States?. Best wishes.Leysenulenchika.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey there my awesome pen-friend
  • On: Sept. 22, 2018, 7:32 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Mark Anderson
CEO, MNesty, LLC