The colloquy of Sheila Hood

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Sheila Hood and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: [No Subject]
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 7:52 p.m.

We are currently issuing business and personal loans:
Flexible repayment period; up to 30 years.
Low and fixed interest rate; 2.09% PA.
For more info and application, kindly reply via email:

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: [No Subject]
  • On: Dec. 2, 2016, 7:52 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your upcoming projects
  • On: June 17, 2020, 9:19 p.m.


Your upcoming projects

Samantha,
 
Time to address your upcoming projects?

We can approve your business today for a line of credit based on your annual sales. Our flexible line of credit gives you access to cash that could be used to help with payroll, inventory, new projects, new clients or even outstanding taxes. We are offering some amazingly low rates right that could position your company better than any other financial product on the market. The entire process can be completed with cash in your business bank account before the close of business today. Give me a call to get the process started without all the red tape of traditional bank loans.
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC

400 Spectrum Center Drive

Suite 330

Irvine
CA

 

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to choose the types of emails you receive.

 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your upcoming projects
  • On: June 18, 2020, 3:31 a.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Grow with Crestmont Capital
  • On: July 1, 2020, 9:19 p.m.


Grow with Crestmont Capital

Samantha,
 
Growing your business can be difficult. We are ready to help. Focus on growing your business and cut away the red tape. Get a no-strings-attached business funding approval and unlock new possibilities.
 
As a reminder, Crestmont Capital financing includes:

Up to $750K in financing
Funding in as little as four hours
One quick and easy online application
Lowest Rates Industry Wide

For any questions, my contact information is below, or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today.
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Grow with Crestmont Capital
  • On: July 2, 2020, 7:48 a.m.

Hi,
I'm just waiting to hear back from the board. Could you perhaps offer some discount, to sway them?

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Equipment Financing to Grow Your Business
  • On: July 15, 2020, 9:19 p.m.


Equipment Financing to Grow Your Business

Samantha,
 
Uh oh! You don’t have the capital to purchase new equipment on the spot? Don’t worry; you’re not alone.
 
Fortunately, that’s why equipment financing exists. Equipment financing allows you to start using the equipment your business needs to generate the revenue you’ll use to pay it off. Nice, right? Your business isn’t at risk since the loan uses the equipment itself as collateral.
 
We can have your equipment financed in as little as 24 hours.
 
For any questions my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Equipment Financing to Grow Your Business
  • On: July 16, 2020, 7:28 a.m.

Hello,
Fantastic, thank you. We're interested in proceeding with this pretty much immediately. What are next steps for you?

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A Short Term Loan for when You’re Short on Time
  • On: July 29, 2020, 9:19 p.m.


A Short Term Loan for when You’re Short on Time

Samantha,
 
When you’re short on capital and pressed for time, you don’t want to waste time and resources on traditional bank loans.
 
Your time and resources are valuable, and we understand that.
 
At Crestmont Capital, our funding is fast and flexible with no restriction on the use of funds!
 
You can find out how much you qualify in just minutes! 
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A Short Term Loan for when You’re Short on Time
  • On: July 30, 2020, 2:41 a.m.

Hi,
I shared this with the board, and they're all very interested. Could you give me some contact details for further discussion? Also, do you share some information about your company's finances? The board wants to ensure that any company we do business with is financially solvent.

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ready to Grow Your Business?
  • On: Aug. 12, 2020, 9:19 p.m.


Ready to Grow Your Business?

Samantha,
 
It may be time to think about your business expansion projects. It could be something as simple as adding new products or equipment to meet recently increased demand, or a complete remodel. Whatever the case may be, Crestmont Capital can get you funding quickly. Our array of options is comprehensive:

Business Lines of Credit
Unsecured Working Capital Loans
Traditional Term Loans

You can be approved almost instantly, and you'll have cash secure in your account in a matter of days. Quotes are free and only take a minute or so. If you have any questions or concerns, I'm here to help. Let's get your business going!
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ready to Grow Your Business?
  • On: Aug. 13, 2020, 3:01 a.m.

Hello,
Sounds great to me. Do you have some hard information about this that I can share with the board?

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Lose the Red Tape and Get Better Loans
  • On: Aug. 26, 2020, 9:19 p.m.


Lose the Red Tape and Get Better Loans

Samantha,
 
I know there are many things on your plate.
 
Owning a small business is hard work, but getting a business loan shouldn’t be, right?
 
You already have enough to deal with, so let us set you up with the best loan to meet your unique needs.
 
Reach out to me at any time we’ll get you dialed in with loan options, as a direct lender there is significantly less red tape and better solutions for what you need. 
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Lose the Red Tape and Get Better Loans
  • On: Aug. 27, 2020, 2:55 a.m.

Hi,
I shared this with the board, and they're all very interested. Could you give me some contact details for further discussion? Also, do you share some information about your company's finances? The board wants to ensure that any company we do business with is financially solvent.

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Unsecured Revolving Line of Credit
  • On: Sept. 9, 2020, 9:19 p.m.


Unsecured Revolving Line of Credit

Samantha,
 
Many small businesses need cash. We offer a line of credit for small businesses, which is both unsecured and revolving. Revolving credit can be tough to get through a more traditional lender, but we make it simple. You can draw from your credit on an as-needed basis!

We offer rates as low as 4.5%, and you can be set up in just one business day. Surprise costs come up in the business world. A line of credit allows you to be prepared and allows you to keep your money easily accessible. Check out our quick online quote or give us a call, and we'll help you get started over the phone.
 
Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Unsecured Revolving Line of Credit
  • On: Sept. 9, 2020, 10:25 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds like a fantastic offering, can you give me a bit more information on it?

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ready for more rewarding banking?
  • On: Sept. 11, 2020, 3:05 p.m.


Ready for more rewarding banking?

Samantha,

 
Are you ready for banking that’s built for your business? Our checking accounts are built for small businesses. We’re offering the nation’s highest yield business checking account getting you 1.0% interest when your balance is at least $1,000.

No monthly, NSF, or incoming wire fees
Dedicated live support and our resource center
Quick sign up—in as fast as 60 seconds.
Unlimited transactions and no minimum balance required.

All the benefits of online banking, with the service you expect from your local branch. Open your account now to start enjoying your benefits of better banking now. 
 
If you have questions on opening your account, give me a call at any time. 
 

David Guefen

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ready for more rewarding banking?
  • On: Sept. 11, 2020, 11:21 p.m.

Hello,
That sounds great, could you give us a small example of what this would look like for us? It would be great if you could customize the example to our business a bit.

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: No Collateral Needed
  • On: Sept. 23, 2020, 9:19 p.m.


No Collateral Needed

Samantha,
 

When you need quick access to capital, you can use an unsecured working capital loan and leverage your future earnings.
 
You can get access to funds in as little as 24 hours.
 
Rest assured that credit score and collateral are no issue.
 
For any questions, my contact information is below...or just click the link in my signature to book a few minutes on my calendar today to discuss the options available for your business.
 

Sincerely,
David
 

 

David Guefen | Senior Financial Consultant
D: 949-537-3883
O: 800-949-0401 x883
F:  949-266-5935

 

Click Here to Book a Meeting with Me!
Some of the information contained within this email, if not all, may be confidential and protected from disclosure. If you are not the intended recipient please delete immediately.

 

Crestmont Capital LLC
400 Spectrum Center Drive
Suite 330
Irvine CA
 
Update your email preferences to choose the types of emails you receive.
 
 

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: No Collateral Needed
  • On: Sept. 24, 2020, 1:52 a.m.

Hello,
That sounds great, could you give us a small example of what this would look like for us? It would be great if you could customize the example to our business a bit.

Sheila Hood
CEO, MNesty, LLC