The colloquy of Jonathon Brandt

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jonathon Brandt and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pepsi Award Winner di
  • On: May 10, 2017, 7:02 a.m.

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Full name:.......................................
Address:.........................................
Age:.............................................
Sex:.............................................
Nationality:.....................................
Marital Status:..................................
Occupation:......................................
Home Telephone:..................................
Mobile Telephone:................................
E-mail address:..................................

Once again congratulation and we look forward to finalize your claim.

Mr. Mark J. Paul
Email: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pepsi Award Winner di
  • On: May 10, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only hoping for a serious relationship with an honest guy
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:12 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only hoping for a serious relationship with an honest guy
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 5:34 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my parts! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my parts! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 2:24 a.m.

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Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 8:59 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can you contact me telephones? Handle a dissolute rosebud!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 4 a.m.

Hey there,
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Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna wicked no-strings hookup telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 11:40 p.m.

Hello,
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Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Major relationships are boring? telephones Dating? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:23 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Major relationships are boring? telephones Dating? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 7:58 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:05 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: After all spotted you! telephones Recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 10:46 p.m.

Hello,
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Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:09 p.m.

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Spammer

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  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A meeting with a married woman, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 4:01 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have awesome news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:47 p.m.

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Spammer

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  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have awesome news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 11:41 p.m.

Hello,
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Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Serching hot personals just for the pictures? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Think a traditional relationship is too much pressure? Me as well!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:37 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Serching hot personals just for the pictures? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 5:01 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Enjoy the new sexy photos in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Enjoy the new sexy photos in my profile!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 5:23 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hello, cowboy. Lonesome? I'm quite bored, let's communicate!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:34 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello, cowboy. Lonesome? I'm quite bored, let's communicate!
  • On: Jan. 2, 2019, 12:22 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jonathon Brandt
CEO, MNesty, LLC