The colloquy of Natalie Robertson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Natalie Robertson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Invoices Past Due NOW
  • On: Nov. 26, 2019, 10:54 p.m.

Pay now or else

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Invoices Past Due NOW
  • On: Nov. 26, 2019, 10:54 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Your Free eBook on Thinking Skills
  • On: March 22, 2021, 9 a.m.

Dear Your

Thank you for your interest in Parents in Touch.

Your eBook on Thinking Skills is attached to this email. This provides some useful guidance on how children grow through the various stages of
development. It includes such things as: imagination, language development, motor skills, and social & emotional development. There are fun exercises,
brain teasers and examples of lateral thinking - all designed for various ages.

Look out for our occasional emailed newsletters packed with ideas on how to help your
child.

Best wishes

Hanna

Parents in Touch

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Your Free eBook on Thinking Skills
  • On: March 22, 2021, 1:13 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Welcome to Parents in Touch
  • On: March 23, 2021, 9 a.m.

Welcome to
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Dear Your
Whatever stage of the academic year it is, your child always
needs support at home with their work, whether they are at school or home educated.

Terms 1 & 2 always introduce new topics and we have resources right across the curriculum.

In Terms 3 &4, your child will be consolidating their learning and also starting new topics.

The final two terms of the year often include tests and exams,
and we have hundreds of worksheets to support your child at this time.
Now is a perfect time to really build on learning and to
support your child with the huge range of resources we offer our subscribers.

Teachers find
all our resources valuable, and we also have pages especially prepared for them.

WORKSHEETS

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English and science. Additionally, you can filter on Key Stage and types of resources. Here we show you examples of comprehension, spellings, maths
and reading worksheets.

How to teach

Do you want to know how to help your child with specific topics? Our How to teach... series is available to you now before you subscribe.
Teaching of each topic is covered progressively, with examples and linked worksheets. Topics include Comprehension, Creative Writing, Learn to Read,
Mental Maths, Punctuation, Telling the Time and many more. In addition, we have many resources available on helping children with learning across all
aspects of the curriculum.

 

Are you helping with these
vital skills?

Would you like to improve your child’s concentration and
thinking skills? These are vital skills for all ages and we have lots of ideas to help - there are logic problems, ideas to develop spatial
awareness and lateral thinking, and plenty of challenging problems for all ages. They are great fun to do as a family, so enjoy them together.

Help when you need it for
tests and exams

Are you concerned about forthcoming tests and exams? We have pages on SATS, 11+ and Common
Entrance. There is guidance on how to tackle exams and help your child at home. Additionally, there are practice papers which include actual test
papers, sample papers and papers written especially for Parents in Touch.

Essential help for home
educators

Are you a home educator looking for resources to use? All our resources will help you. We cover all the curriculum and if you look at our
Home Education article you will get
an overview of what we have to offer. We have around 7000 resources, so a subscription to Parents in Touch is fantastic value for home educators.

 

Teachers use our resources
too

Teachers have their own
dedicated section on the site, where we have brought together resources to help you in all aspects of teaching. Our special teacher subscription
allows you to copy and use the resources in school or in other professional situations e.g. as a childminder or tutor.

 
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Parents in Touch
  • On: March 23, 2021, 4:09 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Now is the ideal time
  • On: March 25, 2021, 9 a.m.

Now is the
ideal time

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easy access to all you need and save your time

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is the ideal time

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access to all you need and save your time

Dear Your

Our subscribers are just like you...

Your
child needs your support on a particular subject
You
would like to help them with a bit of practice
You
are not sure about how things are taught in school
Your
child needs help immediately on coming home from school
You
need resources without unnecessary Googling
You
want an easy to use reliable source of help.

Now's the time to be one of our thousands of
subscribers who get to access all of our downloadable worksheets just when they need them.

As a subscriber you can use the site regularly to support your child with school or home work without wasting time searching on the web.

Imagine: when your child comes
home from school you can help them straight away as you are bound to find something to support the work they are doing.

Subscribe
to Parents in Touch

By joining up with us with an
annual subscription you get to download as many as you like from our great database of worksheets.

      I'm Interested    

WORKSHEETS

Maths

This addition and subtraction worksheet is the first in a series to
help your child work progressively. Here are a few more examples you do not want to miss: 

Maths test for Year 1 See what your child can remember
from last term!

KS2
maths thinking worksheet Here's one to get children thinking

Handling data KS2 There are many forms of data handling and
some of them are explained here

Word problems Year 7 Fluency in reading is necessary to tackle
many maths questions

Year 8 maths revision Refresh your child's memory on some key
areas.

English

Often, it's the first sentence or two which needs help - this worksheet offers some ideas. Other popular worksheets:

My
family comprehension Year 1 A lively paper about a familiar topic

Antonyms for Years 3 and 4 Children need to increase their
vocabulary at this stage

More about question marks Does your child know how to use
question marks correctly?

The
Romantic poets for KS3 Some of our best-loved poets are numbered among the Romantic Poets

Story and discussion starters Help KS3 pupils with creative
writing - often a problem area.

Foundation Stage

Colours for FS is aimed at learning about colours and spotting
the different colours all around. They will these others enjoyable too:

Colouring pages for winter Colouring is a good way to develop
fine motor skills and to prepare for writing

Colours handwriting Once they know their colours, children can
learn to write them

Animal story and rhymes This is a good worksheet for you
to do with your child.

Spelling and Phonics

Many of the sounds in the English language are complex, and the 'schwa' sound is one of these. See also these progressive worksheets:

Phonic sounds satip for Reception satip are the first phonic
sounds children will learn

Phonics and spellings for KS1 Phonics and spelling are closely
linked

Spelling passages Year 4 It makes a change from stand-alone
spellings to see the words in context.

Science

In year 7, your child will still appreciate help with science homework. Other practical worksheets:

Bug
hunt This is fun to try on a mild winter day - it's surprising what's out and about!

Plant quiz Test your child's knowledge

Characteristics of materials Materials are all around us and
this will encourage your child to notice them.

For teachers

Here's a Lesson Plan for adjectives which are vital for making writing
vivid and creative. Also, a few more example resources:

Winter crafts These activities can be enjoyed in the classroom
or during clubs

Lesson plan on animals for KS1 Children always respond well to
this topic

The
Selfish Crocodile Activity Pack This is one of a super range of resources kindly offered by Bloomsbury Books.

Book Ideas

We continually review the
latest titles. For lots of ideas on reading and encouraging your child to read, take a look at Best new books. 

Best wishes

Hanna

  

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Now is the ideal time
  • On: March 25, 2021, 6:23 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Buongiorno! Come vi chiamate? Voglio conoscerti di piu'. Scrivermi... =)
  • On: May 22, 2021, 12:26 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Buongiorno! Come vi chiamate? Voglio conoscerti di piu'. Scrivermi... =)
  • On: May 22, 2021, 7:22 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: June 5, 2021, 11:50 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:
  • On: June 5, 2021, 4:37 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: June 7, 2021, 8:59 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:
  • On: June 7, 2021, 12:16 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: June 8, 2021, 11:32 a.m.

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Yara

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:
  • On: June 8, 2021, 5:45 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: June 9, 2021, 8:55 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:
  • On: June 10, 2021, 5:27 a.m.

Hello,
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Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

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  • On: June 11, 2021, 4:01 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:
  • On: June 11, 2021, 11:06 a.m.

Hello,
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Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

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  • On: June 13, 2021, 7:39 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re:
  • On: June 13, 2021, 12:02 p.m.

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Natalie Robertson
CEO, MNesty, LLC