The colloquy of Matthew Bell

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Matthew Bell and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: FROM THE DESK OF: DR MARK A WHITE MANAGING DIRECTOR / CEO
  • On: June 28, 2017, 12:57 a.m.

*FROM THE DESK OF: DR MARK A WHITE MANAGING DIRECTOR / CEO*
*WORLD FUND MANAGEMENT AND PAYMENT BUREAU.*
*File Number: FSAIST / L- BENIN REPUBLIC / 0024/14*
*TEL: + 229-9921-5288*
*OFFICE:+229-9923-3879*

*Attn: My Dear Friend,*

*I am Dr. Mark A. White Director of World Fund Financial Management and*
*Payment Bureau. I decided to contact you because of the prevailing*
*financial report reaching my office in BENIN REPUBLIC.This is to*
*inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via diplomatic cash*
*delivery this system will be easier for you and for us We are going to*
*send your funds total sum of US $ 25Million to you via Our Diplomatic*
*agent The package is accompanied with every document that covers these*
*funds Note that this fund is coming in 2 security proof boxes which*
*are sealed with Synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine.*

*I will use my position to release this fund to you. The boxes are*
*coming with a Diplomatic agent who will deliver them to you at your*
*home address after clearing the package at the airport.*

*All you are requiring to do now is to reconfirm the following information.*

*1. Your full Name: _________*
*2. Your home Address: _______*
*3. Your Age & Sex: ____________*
*4. Your Occupation: ___________*
*5. Your Cell Phone: _________*
*6. Your State of Origin: ______*
*7. Your Country: ______________*
*8. Your Scan Copy of Identity___*
*9 Your Contact Email Address: _________*

*Note:. The Agent does not know the content in the boxes, the content*
*was declared to him as Sensitive Photographic Film Materials I have*
*obtained the tag that will be tagged on the boxes which I will*
*dispatch along with the security inner Keys of the consignment package*
*to enable you access them as soon as they are delivered to you.*

*For the commencement of your consignment package delivery.*

*Regards,*
*DR. MARK A. WHITE*
*Manager Of World Fund Management*
*Office Phone Number: + 229-9921-5288*

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FROM THE DESK OF: DR MARK A WHITE MANAGING DIRECTOR / CEO
  • On: June 28, 2017, 12:57 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: SAS Users List
  • On: Oct. 15, 2018, 2:06 p.m.

Hi Matthew Bell,

How about targeting customer base of SAS Users List for your Marketing and sales needs? Please let me know.

This file includes- Company name, Website, Contact name (First, Middle, Last), Title, Direct email address, Phone, Postal address, Industry, SIC codes, Employee size, Revenue size and technology/application details.

Kindly review and let me know if we can connect and discuss further.

Await your response!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: SAS Users List
  • On: Oct. 15, 2018, 5:23 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Only hoping for a serious relationship with an honest guy
  • On: Dec. 23, 2018, 9:12 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Only hoping for a serious relationship with an honest guy
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 12:59 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my area! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 24, 2018, 8:28 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my area! telephones Let's meet up!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 6:29 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: What if you chat with me telephones? Handle a naughty baby!
  • On: Dec. 25, 2018, 8:59 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: What if you chat with me telephones? Handle a naughty baby!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 5:13 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna naughty one-time date telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna naughty one-time date telephones tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 11:59 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Major relationships are boring? telephones Romance? Ain't everybody got time for that stuff!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:28 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Major relationships are boring? telephones Romance? Ain't everybody got time for that stuff!
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Eventually found you! telephones Recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:07 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Eventually found you! telephones Recognize me?
  • On: Dec. 27, 2018, 9:25 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A secret affair with a married cutie, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

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Spammer

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  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A secret affair with a married cutie, telephones how about that!
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 2:39 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have awesome news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 6:48 p.m.

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Spammer

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  • On: Dec. 29, 2018, 8:45 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have awesome news for you, remember me?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 4:15 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Browsing flirty personals just for the photos? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Browsing flirty personals just for the photos? How about mine?
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 7:21 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Feel a traditional relationship is too much trouble? Me as well!
  • On: Dec. 30, 2018, 8:38 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Feel a traditional relationship is too much trouble? Me as well!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 4:44 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Have a look at the new stunning pics in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Have a look at the new stunning pics in my profile!
  • On: Dec. 31, 2018, 8:38 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi, stallion. Bored? I'm quite bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 9:33 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi, stallion. Bored? I'm quite bored, let's hang out!
  • On: Jan. 1, 2019, 11:53 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Matthew Bell
CEO, MNesty, LLC