The colloquy of Carlos Houston

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Carlos Houston and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: May 28, 2019, 8:01 p.m.

Are you available?

Christopher R. Daubert

Vice Chancellor & Dean of the College of Agriculture, Food and Natural Resources

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: May 28, 2019, 8:01 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Carlos Houston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: chao My, could u do me a favor:) I want to chat,
  • On: July 2, 2020, 12:30 a.m.

Sir gentle
buon giorno My warm.
at present I'm trying to find courageous gentleman. I'm benign 30 y.o. babe =
living in Russia;-)
E-mail at [email protected];)

I am going to reply to You my picture;)
Have a good day

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: chao My, could u do me a favor:) I want to chat,
  • On: July 2, 2020, 8:30 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Carlos Houston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: greeting appetizing:) I hope U can uncorrupted chat! goodnatured My Honourable:)
  • On: July 5, 2020, 1 p.m.

salut my ripe:-) my safe my Great;) I want to chat;-) Im gracious Lady,
Immediately I am waiting for no.1 mister. This is e-mail box for response is=
[email protected]) I will reply to You my picture:-) have a ni=
ce day

.

Spammer

  • Subject: My my lovebug;-) Let's try to chat,
  • On: July 5, 2020, 1:01 p.m.

my adorable sugar;) Salutation
Let's try to talks:)
at this moment I'm searching for interest mister! Im goodly female) I am goi=
ng to send You my picture attached,

it's my e-mail is [email protected]:-)
Thank you anyway

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: greeting appetizing:) I hope U can uncorrupted chat! goodnatured My Honourable:)
  • On: July 5, 2020, 9:58 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Carlos Houston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: greeting, I hope You can mysterious talk;)
  • On: July 11, 2020, 12:03 p.m.

I hope u can talks;-)

Where r u from?

What is your age?
I'm modern 35 yo woman staying in Ukraine.
Presently I'm seeking inimitable dude)
I'll reply to You my picture attach,
This is E-mail box [email protected];)

Have a good time

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: greeting, I hope You can mysterious talk;)
  • On: July 11, 2020, 1:57 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Carlos Houston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I need to curvy talk,
  • On: July 18, 2020, 7:56 p.m.

Let's try to talk Today I am waiting for friendly male from United States of=
America! I am comfortable 35 y.o. person living in Russian Federation
I am going to send You my photo attached!

E-mail me [email protected];)

have a good time

.

Spammer

  • Subject: saluto shining:) My beloved!
  • On: July 19, 2020, 12:54 a.m.

Bonghjornu My openhearted!

My well-disposed Jolly)
I hope everything is new-made Let's dull talk!

At present I'm trying to find choice dude from United States:)
I'm alone humane 35 yo babe living in Russian Federation;-)
I am going to send You my photos.
e-mail me to: [email protected]!
thank you anyway

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I need to curvy talk,
  • On: July 19, 2020, 2:36 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Carlos Houston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Can U do me a favor? I hope U can unspoiled speak
  • On: July 21, 2020, 3:58 a.m.

mr. Moral
What r you doing?

What is your age?
Where are u from?

righ now I am seeking matchless not young mister.

I'm single peerless 49 y.o. Mistress living in Russia
email at: [email protected]! I will send You my photo)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Can U do me a favor? I hope U can unspoiled speak
  • On: July 21, 2020, 1:39 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Carlos Houston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hej my goodnatured! my my Lady Killer) May u are free to scrawny talk
  • On: July 28, 2020, 4:49 p.m.

I am solitary sweet 32 yo lady from Russia! At present I'm waiting for best =
dude from United States,
I'll reply to You my photo attached it's my E-mail [email protected]=
m:)

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hej my goodnatured! my my Lady Killer) May u are free to scrawny talk
  • On: July 28, 2020, 10:16 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Carlos Houston
CEO, MNesty, LLC