The colloquy of Juan Parker

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Juan Parker and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Informed about, regardless of whether?
  • On: Jan. 2, 2018, 3:25 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Informed about, regardless of whether?
  • On: Jan. 2, 2018, 3:25 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Pressure Sensor Sample?
  • On: Aug. 2, 2018, 7:21 p.m.

Dear Jordan,

I can give some details on a BOX. Are you interested in my BOX?

Thank you,
Please contact me DIRECTLY for BEST Prices, Delivery, Service & Expert Advice.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Can I Send You a No Cost Surface Pressure Sensor Sample?
  • On: Aug. 3, 2018, 6:04 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 9, 2018, 8:27 a.m.

HI Jeffrey

Thanks for your mail

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Portfolio Links is http://www.ranksdigitalmedia.com/portfolio.html  

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SEO Services $99 per Month per website

E commerce website $999 only

For Web Design

We have delivered 500+ websites for customers in the US and across the world. Check-out some of our work below.

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For SEO

We use organic practices to enhance the clients ranking in organic search results. Can you please share the website URL for which you need the seo services so that our team can analyse and will send you brief recommendations with keywords? We will work according to you and your client and for a long-term relationship with your company we can start our SEO services in only USD $99 per month per website

For better communications if you will add me over Skype it would be nice my ID is ranksindia And Whatsapp number is +91 9212464161

Best,

Sandeep Pandey / Director
WhatsAPP/ +91 9212464161
Ranks Digital Media | www.rdmpl.com

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jeffrey Parker <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, Sep 9, 2018 at 12:05 PM
Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
To: Raunak Saate <[email protected]>

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Jeffrey Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

On 09/09/2018 06:35 AM, Raunak Saate wrote:
> Hi Steve Smith,
>
> I was just checking, if you need help for website promotion, website development or mobile app. If so, we would be happy to assist you. We can help you with:
>
> 1) SEO Markerting- Search Engine Optimization
> 2) Website Design, Development, Maintenance & Support
> 3) iOS or Android Mobile App development
> 4) CMS, E-Commerce & Payment Gateway API integration and more
>
> Do let me know if you are willing to discuss a possible design, redesign/redevelopment of your website or digital marketing/SEO. I can send you more details on the packages/action/portfolio/past work details.
>
> Thank You!
> Raunak Saate
>
>

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 9, 2018, 3:10 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 9, 2018, 3:14 p.m.

Yes take a look

http://www.ranksdigitalmedia.com/about.html

Our Team

http://www.ranksdigitalmedia.com/our-team.html

Portfolio

http://www.ranksdigitalmedia.com/portfolio.html

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 9, 2018, 4:33 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 9, 2018, 4:40 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 9, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 9, 2018, 6:32 p.m.

HI Juan

I can understand we can talk any time when you feel comfortable

My Skype ID Is : ranksindia
Cell/WhatsAPP/IMO is : +91 9212464161

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 10, 2018, 12:40 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 10, 2018, 3:15 a.m.

Hi Juan

We are offering

10 page WordPress website we do $399 only
SEO Services $99 per Month per website
E commerce website $999 only
Mobile APP $2999

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 10, 2018, 3:42 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 10, 2018, 7:20 a.m.

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If you will tell me what exactly you need I will reply at immediate basis

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 10, 2018, 4:32 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 10, 2018, 4:34 p.m.

Any time when you free

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website Design/ SEO @ Minimum Cost..
  • On: Sept. 10, 2018, 10:55 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Please, reply asap.
  • On: Nov. 24, 2018, 12:40 p.m.

Sorry for my late reply. Where are you now and can I have your number so that we can talk?
Gregory Ottipe.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please, reply asap.
  • On: Nov. 24, 2018, 9:18 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Please, reply asap.
  • On: Nov. 25, 2018, 10:36 a.m.

Dear,I appreciate the time taken to revert to me. This contactwas made in my capacity as the personal assistant to Dr. Riek Machar Teny, theformer Vice President of South Sudan. I am pleased with the opportunity topresent to you the pertinent information behind this quest to ensure completeunderstanding between us.  The investor has since the year 2014, been in the process ofliquidating all his assets domiciled in South Sudan and Sudan for politicalreasons and to move the liquid cash to South Africa where he will have theopportunity to invest the funds profitably. Be that as it may, due to theunstable economic situation in Sudan , he has decided to move the investmentfunds outside the shores of Africa for investment purposes hence my contactwith you. His intent is to invest in a reputable organization with the abilityand capability to ensure consistent Return on Investment (ROI). The investor is His Excellency Dr. Riek Machar Teny, theformer Vice president of South Sudan. His Excellency is worth about $1b USDollars in Assets but the available Investment amount currently is $200M US Donly. It is important that you understand the peculiar nature of thisinvestment project which might be a little different from what you are used to.Due to the sensitive political position of His Excellency, this transactionwill be fastidiously carried out under utmost discreet; more so, everythingregarding the certification of all the legal papers and evacuation of the saidinvestment capital out of South Africa to your account will be made in yourcompany’s name. As an Ex government official, His Excellency did not want the funds moved in his name. (I hope youunderstand his reasons) He has agreed to offer a certain percentage of theinvestment capital for this special obligation. If you must participate, youmust have to understand this fact.      The investment amount will be released to your firm tomanage for a period of 5 years without interference. It will totally be yourresponsibility to choose where and how you will distribute the investmentcapital to various investment placements. What matters most to His Excellencyis consistent ROI. Based on this, it has become imperative to confirm your areaof specialization in business. The investment capital can be increased withtime if necessary only and upon the certification of your capability toprofitably manage the funds with consistent return on investment. We may cometo that later but currently we are working on the available amount of $200MUS D. Upon the confirmation of your willingness to proceed withthe above operational mode, details of the investment placement will be workedout and presented to you for review in a Joint Venture Agreement document whichwill be signed between the parties once we agree on the principles. Attachedfor your perusal is the Power of Attorney issued by His Excellency to my humbleself to carry out this transaction. Do not hesitate to ask questions whereapplicable and if there are suggestions from you; do forward them for consideration. Also forward your full name, address, your age, your profession and nationality. Please,let us know your idea in business or your investment plan. Finally, this transaction must remain secret for ever based on his excellencies political position in his country.
I expect your response without delay.Thank you for your time Regards,
Note: I am in UK presently. +1-447440901165.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please, reply asap.
  • On: Nov. 25, 2018, 8:39 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Fw: Please, reply asap.
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 12:08 a.m.

----- Forwarded Message ----- From: Gregory Ottipe <[email protected]>To: Juan Parker <[email protected]>Sent: Sunday, November 25, 2018, 11:36:34 AM GMT+1Subject: Re: Please, reply asap.
Dear,I appreciate the time taken to revert to me. This contactwas made in my capacity as the personal assistant to Dr. Riek Machar Teny, theformer Vice President of South Sudan. I am pleased with the opportunity topresent to you the pertinent information behind this quest to ensure completeunderstanding between us.  The investor has since the year 2014, been in the process ofliquidating all his assets domiciled in South Sudan and Sudan for politicalreasons and to move the liquid cash to South Africa where he will have theopportunity to invest the funds profitably. Be that as it may, due to theunstable economic situation in Sudan , he has decided to move the investmentfunds outside the shores of Africa for investment purposes hence my contactwith you. His intent is to invest in a reputable organization with the abilityand capability to ensure consistent Return on Investment (ROI). The investor is His Excellency Dr. Riek Machar Teny, theformer Vice president of South Sudan. His Excellency is worth about $1b USDollars in Assets but the available Investment amount currently is $200M US Donly. It is important that you understand the peculiar nature of thisinvestment project which might be a little different from what you are used to.Due to the sensitive political position of His Excellency, this transactionwill be fastidiously carried out under utmost discreet; more so, everythingregarding the certification of all the legal papers and evacuation of the saidinvestment capital out of South Africa to your account will be made in yourcompany’s name. As an Ex government official, His Excellency did not want the funds moved in his name. (I hope youunderstand his reasons) He has agreed to offer a certain percentage of theinvestment capital for this special obligation. If you must participate, youmust have to understand this fact.      The investment amount will be released to your firm tomanage for a period of 5 years without interference. It will totally be yourresponsibility to choose where and how you will distribute the investmentcapital to various investment placements. What matters most to His Excellencyis consistent ROI. Based on this, it has become imperative to confirm your areaof specialization in business. The investment capital can be increased withtime if necessary only and upon the certification of your capability toprofitably manage the funds with consistent return on investment. We may cometo that later but currently we are working on the available amount of $200MUS D. Upon the confirmation of your willingness to proceed withthe above operational mode, details of the investment placement will be workedout and presented to you for review in a Joint Venture Agreement document whichwill be signed between the parties once we agree on the principles. Attachedfor your perusal is the Power of Attorney issued by His Excellency to my humbleself to carry out this transaction. Do not hesitate to ask questions whereapplicable and if there are suggestions from you; do forward them for consideration. Also forward your full name, address, your age, your profession and nationality. Please,let us know your idea in business or your investment plan. Finally, this transaction must remain secret for ever based on his excellencies political position in his country.
I expect your response without delay.Thank you for your time Regards,
Note: I am in UK presently. +1-447440901165.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Please, reply asap.
  • On: Nov. 29, 2018, 9:12 p.m.

You did not send your telephone number to me talk less of your ID copy as I did and now you are asking for what makes me unique. What brought about being unique in this financial transaction or do you want to make jest of me?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Please, reply asap.
  • On: Nov. 30, 2018, 7:18 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Juan Parker
CEO, MNesty, LLC