The colloquy of Christopher Johnston

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Johnston and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: E-commerce Website Development Magento, Woocommerce, Opencart
  • On: Feb. 19, 2019, 10:54 a.m.

Hello,

We are a web design and development team. We have been serving the needs
of customers near and abroad since 2008.

We can provide expert service for small-task work up to large-scale
projects. We have "Certified Magento Developers" in our team.

We deliver the experience and expertise you are seeking. Our eleven-person
crew encompasses various skill-sets in design and programming to accomplish
a wide array of Magento development and designing tasks.

We specializes in working with our English-speaking American, Australian,
and European friends. We speak and write fluent English and are sensitive
to various time-zone issues when working on any project, anywhere in the
world. We can make ourselves available to you at a convenient time for
project discussions, revisions, and specs.

Here is an abbreviated list of the general areas of expertise we can
provide for you:

- Graphics Design
- Wordpress
- Magento
- PSD to Magento Theme (Convert accurate PSD to Magento theme)
- PSD to Magento Responsive Theme (Support on tablets, smart phones,
laptops and normal screen resolutions)
- Magento Designing (Creating new logo and top notch layout design)
- Magento Development (creating new module & extensions)
- Magento Development with Ajax (Navigations, quick view and paging)
- Magento Premium Themes Installation and Configuration
- Magento Custom Functionality (Anything concerns to magento)
- Magento Configuration and Multi Stores (Multiple languages & currencies)
- Magento Upgrade (Old versions to latest, including products importing,
orders & customers)
- Magento Development with fully SEO optimization
- Magento Cross Browser's Fixes (Firefox, Chrome, Internet Explorer 7+,
Opera, Safari & Netscape)
- Magento with jQuery/Javascript (Sliders, Navigation & any conflicting)
- Live Project Support (Packages, fixed price or hourly rate)
- Theme / Templates Installations & Configurations.

We thank you for taking the time to read our email and hope you choose us
for your next magneto project.

I looking forward for your quick reply.

Take care and thank you again!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: E-commerce Website Development Magento, Woocommerce, Opencart
  • On: Feb. 19, 2019, 10:54 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: A man to film me topless on public is in need
  • On: March 19, 2019, 7:09 p.m.

How are things, I am AbigailI like to go shopping without panties and Im searching for a boyfriendwho can make photos of me when I try on some bra.I couldnt find any guy nearby thats why I want to go out with a partner from a bid city.I can visit you and you and I go outdoors to make furtive topless photos and video.Please contact me there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nGEnycWA6M8Ua1CwM8kU2gU0OrQf_TA8/view?usp=sharingHugs!

Spammer

  • Subject: Need a good pal for not long relationships
  • On: March 19, 2019, 11:03 p.m.

Greetings, My name is Gabrielle.Im OK now but feel too lonely becauseIve been out of a man for two yearsand dont want any issues now.I only trying to find a casual pal.If youre not too shy to get in touch with an unknown girl, blonde and freecheck my profile. I shared my recent selfies there https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xIdu9osqkueGIpxu6YlzXxMZy9SAUMxAKisses!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: A man to film me topless on public is in need
  • On: March 20, 2019, 12:44 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Brave enough? Lets meet any evening
  • On: March 20, 2019, 2:41 p.m.

Greetings, Im Jessica. I am twenty!I love entertaining and music.Now I am lonely and searching for casual date.I hate long and pointless conversations.Lets get acquainted and have some fun together.You may check out my personal pics here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QTWNrrLsVgH4bSA5uaCF3lstmOn31VpY/view?usp=sharingSee you!

Spammer

  • Subject: Your coworker gave your contacts to have some fun together
  • On: March 20, 2019, 9:01 p.m.

How are things,I am Skyler, I am 25.Mother thinks that I look gorgeous,so Im absolutely free to test some spicy fun with pals.You could become my first man.Have a look at a lot of my pictures and get in touch with me on my acc https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lmauTMfqzUK8Iu3VxE10evopr3t-TN5L/view?usp=sharingBest regards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Brave enough? Lets meet any evening
  • On: March 20, 2019, 11:32 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I prefer no strings blind dates and meet different people
  • On: March 21, 2019, 6:57 p.m.

Hey, Im Ella.I watch a lot about blind dates but never tried.I decided to do it myself and go out with pal on occasion.Why not? In case you are not shy, we can meet at my flatand have some hot fun together.Have a look at my naughty pics and contact me here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mKs4MH1jr2HR721J-LWnjQ25edhTY8_F/view?usp=sharingSee you soon!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I prefer no strings blind dates and meet different people
  • On: March 22, 2019, 1:07 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: March 22, 2019, 8:54 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: rof gnihcraes ma I >50nys< nuf evah ot
  • On: March 23, 2019, 6:54 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Im searching for no strings love with a relaxed lad
  • On: March 23, 2019, 5:58 p.m.

Hi, Im Lillian. Ive just turned 25.My mother supposes that meeting a boyfriend in a bar is a generally the worst scheme.Thats why I wish to catch someone on the Internet.Check some of my outrageous selfies there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1XJXFkZttAIirN3XdZT3ZnQZdmYkn_lyq/view?usp=sharingWe could meet any time you want.Hugs!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Im searching for no strings love with a relaxed lad
  • On: March 23, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I let dirty things to man at his place
  • On: March 23, 2019, 9:04 p.m.

Hi, my name is Gabriella and I am twenty one.Its left 14 days since I shared a bed with a lover.It was a casual hookup with a lover I had met on the web.Now Im going to repeat that affair.Find my photos and find me on my page https://drive.google.com/file/d/1C3NXYgG8N-T0LNYVKEhFMg4rYoaOj1-T/view?usp=sharingRegards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I let dirty things to man at his place
  • On: March 23, 2019, 9:59 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Could we meet in my home
  • On: March 24, 2019, 4:57 p.m.

Hey,I am Sophia, and I am 26. I would like to improve my intimate life.My doctor advices to have a quick love act with other matein order to improve relationships with my lover.So I am seeking for a guy who agrees to perform it.Can we have a date at first?Here is my contact and a few of my pictures https://drive.google.com/file/d/13vjtducq-PQIuuGYcTkKf_uzKNw9h0GD/view?usp=sharingSee you!

Spammer

  • Subject: Pass your free time feeling my close care
  • On: March 24, 2019, 7:18 p.m.

Howdy, Im Anna.I dont know if it is a mistake or not.But one of my friend sent me your contacts.He told me that you would love to meet a good blonde without fees.If its true,you can watch my account here https://drive.google.com/open?id=11_0-jTGMqA3Wskv3lDdtk0tpkmy4we6o and contact me there.Im free now and we can have a night together.See you soon!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Could we meet in my home
  • On: March 25, 2019, 3:42 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I have just tested mating with three boys one after another :)
  • On: March 25, 2019, 6:50 p.m.

Hello,Im Gabriella! I have spent a great weekend with three boyfriends,we pleased every day and the locals seemed to check them too!Ive recently posted some horny photos to my page and desperate for good grade and a lot of likes from you.Now Im seeking to find one more partner.You could look at a few of my private pictures and contact me here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1JmJB3AoFoLG4xJUmvO6Qf6iQ3K8L5FxcSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I have just tested mating with three boys one after another :)
  • On: March 25, 2019, 9:48 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey, dont you enjoy any intimate dreams in mind?
  • On: March 26, 2019, 6:58 p.m.

Hey there,Im Darcie, Im 18.Many times we watched some incredible action between man and woman on video.But why dont we test it that ourselfs?If you need to make love together with worthy blondefheck some of my hot pictures and join me here https://drive.google.com/file/d/19VJiqZaoLilszi4ctMeF8LZtTe3v7l5Z/view?usp=sharingBest regards!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hey, dont you enjoy any intimate dreams in mind?
  • On: March 27, 2019, 5:43 a.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I hope you will contact me
  • On: March 27, 2019, 6:46 p.m.

Hello there, Friends call me Elmira.Actually dont know how to start therefore bare with me please.I am from Russia and Im just 30 years old.I was never wedded and I have no children.Im a calm, fun-loving lady, like to have a good laugh.Yet Im rather knowledgeable, kind as well as extremely home oriented.I like to read scientific articles quite a lot, go swimming, camping, cook food, travel across the globe,make internal decoration my own home.I am a girl, which has a decent values, a female with a great character and genuine heart and soul.I am just want to find a serious relationship, the permanent loving relationship that will cause a married life.Age is not really for me personally, personality is really what concerns.Ask me if you want to find out more about me I as well want to know about you and your life.Here is my email [email protected], Elmira

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: E-commerce Website Development Magento, Woocommerce, Opencart
  • On: March 27, 2019, 7:12 p.m.

Hi Christopher,

How are you doing today?

It has been long time I have not heard from you. Please write me back with
your requirements and allow me to work for you to help and assist you with
our services. I would be glad to be at your service.

*Looking forward to hear from you soon.*

*Realizing the Future of Code*

Spammer

  • Subject: Dirty adventure on the side with a red girl
  • On: March 27, 2019, 10:04 p.m.

Hi,I am Daisy, Im 28.Previous month I got thrilling romance that lasted only one and a half week.Now Im searching for a new one.I need to have a regular mating in order to keep fit,personal trainer says.I dont want long relationships - only a one night stand.See my pictures and get in touch with me on a page https://drive.google.com/open?id=14JnxMl6rQFXpkcyHdTEOU81aMAdSejJrYours faithfully!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I hope you will contact me
  • On: March 28, 2019, 1:13 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I think we can become friends or more
  • On: March 28, 2019, 9:03 p.m.

Hey,My name is Amelia, I am twenty three years old.I have a a little hobby to pound with new lover every week.I give a chance to everybody.You just need to be a boy, no trans or lesbi, under 66 years old, not too rude and a bit adventurous.You could watch a few of my forbidden pics and contact me there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1k2VI4aiKs9PmXLoqUomc8XCfY2ZkM9SN/view?usp=sharingSee you soon!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I think we can become friends or more
  • On: March 28, 2019, 9:24 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Its me in my nice striped micro strings
  • On: March 29, 2019, 10:40 p.m.

Hey there,I have displayed my lovely red micro beach costume in the pool of the hotel and especially for the DJ.Yes, he was amazed. I prefer mini bikinis so much.It makes my bottom look awesome, right?I couldnt resist to share these selfies and movies at my page here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1emxidwHgi9pM-94E_Ucj36nZSZ7NhbCq/view?usp=sharingwhile I remained there.Kisses!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Its me in my nice striped micro strings
  • On: March 30, 2019, 8:08 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: March 30, 2019, 8:54 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: March 31, 2019, 5:09 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: March 31, 2019, 7:31 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: April 1, 2019, 3:21 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: April 1, 2019, 9:22 p.m.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: April 2, 2019, 3:54 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Best proposal for your website!
  • On: July 17, 2019, 12:36 p.m.

Hi,

I am *Pieter* working as an IT consultant. We are a company that deals with
Digital Marketing. In these tough times, where it is hard to maintain the
top line, we can help develop and maintain you’re Bottom-line.

We are specialize in
# Web Design
# SMO / PPC
# Mobile app Development
# Full SEO Services.

Our focus is on the highest level of quality possible.

Please let me know if you are interested.

Looking forward to your reply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Best proposal for your website!
  • On: July 17, 2019, 9 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Christopher Johnston
CEO, MNesty, LLC