The colloquy of Michael Burns

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Michael Burns and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Pepsi Award Winner wtxyyc
  • On: May 10, 2017, 7:09 a.m.

Congratulation you have been selected to accept The Pepsi Refresh Project Awards $1.3 Million to Support the Public's Favorite Ideas to Refresh the World. To claim please kindly email your details.

Full name:.......................................
Address:.........................................
Age:.............................................
Sex:.............................................
Nationality:.....................................
Marital Status:..................................
Occupation:......................................
Home Telephone:..................................
Mobile Telephone:................................
E-mail address:..................................

Once again congratulation and we look forward to finalize your claim.

Mr. Mark J. Paul
Email: [email protected]

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Pepsi Award Winner wtxyyc
  • On: May 10, 2017, 1:53 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Data Entry with Trial
  • On: April 16, 2018, 7:38 p.m.

Hi There,

My Name is Nanda and I am Freelancer in the field of data entry based in
India.

Goal: For me earning money is not the motive but to have a long term
business relationship with my clients is more important. And I understand
this can be achieved only when I deliver the project successfully. This
means post payment after project deliverable also works for me.

Experience: 10 years.

Offer: Would be glad to do a FREE small trial.

Fee: [email protected] Per man hour

I am available on Skype to discuss the project and move forward.

Please find attached resume for your reference.

Looking forward to your reply.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Data Entry with Trial
  • On: April 17, 2018, 6:34 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Freelance Data Entry Operator
  • On: June 8, 2018, 4:56 p.m.

Dear Client,

I am freelance data entry operator and can assist you in providing high
quality back office support services.

My core strengths are:

• Data searching
• Data scrubbing
• List Management
• PDF to Excel Conversion
• CMS Bulk Entries
• PA (Personal Assistant) Services like scheduling, follow ups, email
campaigns etc.

I have core 10 years of experience and can work for 4 hours at your time
zone.

My hourly rate is US$4 per man hour and can work on monthly mode too.

I can provide you a FREE trial for a few entries.

Let me know if we can work together.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Freelance Data Entry Operator
  • On: June 9, 2018, 3:30 a.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: July 24, 2018, 6:08 a.m.

Hi,

Greetings from WebNMobileApp!!!

WebNMobileApp is IT Company dealing with all kind of web and mobile
application, digital marketing services.

*Here are the quick glimpses of services we deal with:*

- Website Design & Development

- Mobile Application Design & Development

- Search Engine Optimization

- Social Media Optimization

- Digital Marketing

- App Store Optimization

- Dedicated Resources

I am waiting for one more chance to proof our work, Please feel free to
contact us for any project I am sure you will get best results..

Waiting for your response!!!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: July 24, 2018, 4:51 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: July 27, 2018, 5:59 a.m.

Hello there,

I just wanted to circle back on my email below. Since I haven’t heard
back, so I assume you are either busy and haven’t had chance to respond,
or my last email got buried in your inbox.

Please feel free to respond to this email.

Looking forward to hear from you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: July 27, 2018, 12:50 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: July 27, 2018, 4:10 p.m.

Hi Michael, Thank you for response and showing interest in our services.

Please share which specific service you want to proceed with website design or development, SEO, mobile application design and development etc..  so I can draft exact process execution steps and we will the discuss details and proceed.

Please message me to discuss further!!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: July 27, 2018, 11:13 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: July 28, 2018, 5:43 a.m.

Hi Michael,

We are based in NCR region of Delhi; India.

Regarding Offer: We offer website design and development, Seo, Smo, PPC, Mobile Application design and development, Data Entry.

Please do let me know which specific service you are interested in so I xan furbish details.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: July 28, 2018, 10:35 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: Aug. 1, 2018, 10:19 a.m.

Hello Michael,

I just wanted to circle back on my email below. Since I haven’t heard
back, so I assume you are either busy and haven’t had chance to respond,
or my last email got buried in your inbox.

Please feel free to respond to this email.

Looking forward to hear from you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: Aug. 1, 2018, 12:43 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: Aug. 3, 2018, 4:52 a.m.

Hello Michael,

We are located in NCR region of India and we deal with website design
and development, mobile application design and development, SEO/SMO
please do let me know which specific service you are interested in so we
can share relevant details with you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Followup: Hire Website and Mobile App Designers
  • On: Aug. 3, 2018, 3:08 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 23, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

Hi ,

Hope you are doing well!

Are you looking for a reliable, creative and experience team for e-Commerce
development, Website Design and Marketing based on the Magento platform?

Ecommerce Technology Marketing Solutions:-

1) Website Designing

2) Website Re-Designing

3) Website Development

4) Mobile Website Design

5) E-Commerce solutions

6) Payment gateway integration

7) Mobile Application Development

If you are interested then please share your proper requirement so I can
send you our past work details, client testimonials, price list and an
affordable quotation with the best offer.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 23, 2018, 6:31 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 24, 2018, 2:43 p.m.

Hello Michael,

I am Avinash working as a Business Development Manager with Kpl Tech
Solution. You can visit our website www.kpltechsolution.com

We can design and develop a website for your business so people are aware
of what service/product you are offering. Once the website is ready then we
can promote your website.

You can share the website requirements with us so we can provide the
detailed proposal to you. The approximate cost to develop a 8-10 page
Wordpress website is $400 and for an e commerce website it’s $600.

All websites developed by us are responsive i.e. compatible with all
devices like desktop/laptop/tab/mobile etc. You will be able to make
changes in the website very easily without any knowledge of programming
language.

Kindly check some of the reference websites designed and developed by our
company:-

https://www.pterentals.com/
https://abbeypartyrentals.com/
*http://luxedentaldallas.com/ <http://luxedentaldallas.com/>*
http://www.littlerockcc.com/
www.myepkmedia.com
http://www.catscarf.com/
http://techgostore.com/
http://www.condo.com
https://frenchaffair.co/

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 24, 2018, 10:53 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 25, 2018, 11:55 a.m.

Hello Michael,

Good Morning.

We can schedule a call for today anytime between 11 AM - 12 (Noon) (EST) or
between 1-15 PM to 3 PM (EST)

Let me know the convenient time for the call. If you want to suggest some
other day/time for the call, you can let me know.

Have a great day.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 25, 2018, 12:13 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 25, 2018, 12:16 p.m.

Hi Micheal,

You can let me know the convenient time for the call. I have mentioned the
preferred time in the previous email I sent.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 25, 2018, 4:54 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 25, 2018, 5 p.m.

Hello Michael,

Every business needs a website . In today's digital world one can view the
website and know about the product or service one is offering. Once you
have a website you can promote it so people get to know about your
business. Everything is online today and people prefer to visit a website
and order products or opt for a service.

You can share what business you are in and the websites you like. After
understanding the requirements we can send you the detailed proposal.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 25, 2018, 10:26 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 26, 2018, 6:19 p.m.

Hello Michael,

How are you today?

You must have seen our portfolio and the work speaks for us. We provide
high quality work and according to a clients requirement. If you can share
the requirements, that would be great.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 26, 2018, 9:39 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 29, 2018, 6:47 p.m.

Hello Michael,

How are you?

Last week i provided all the details as well as answered all your queries.
Kindly let me know whether you would like to opt for our services.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Website and Apps
  • On: Oct. 30, 2018, 1:40 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Follow up
  • On: Oct. 30, 2018, 10:07 a.m.

Hi,

Hope you are doing great.

I would like to confirm that, you received my last email. The reason for
asking is that I didn't get any response back from you.

If you are interested just reply to this email with your any contact details
or phone/Skype.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Follow up
  • On: Oct. 30, 2018, 2:26 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Business Applications
  • On: Dec. 13, 2018, 9:51 a.m.

Hi Michael Burns,

I am App Development Manager and I work with 125+experienced IT
professionals who are into:

Delivery Apps, android, iphone + iPAD app Development.

(Create App for your business)

If you are interested, then I can send you our Price list, company
information and an affordable quotation with the best offer Michael Burns.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Business Applications
  • On: Dec. 13, 2018, 12:11 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Outsource Web Design & Development Services?
  • On: Dec. 17, 2018, 4:26 p.m.

Hi,

I am Debra, Web Development Manager and I work with experienced IT
professionals who are into:

1- Web Designing-Development.
2- App Development (Create app for your business).
3- E-Commerce Solutions, Facebook Cover Page Design.

If you are interested, then I can send you our Price list, company

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Outsource Web Design & Development Services?
  • On: Dec. 18, 2018, 2:27 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: follow up
  • On: Dec. 21, 2018, 9:52 a.m.

Hi,

Hope this email finds you well.

I am still waiting for your response over my last email. I would request
you to please get connected and have a quick discussion do that we can take
the conversation ahead accordingly.

Looking forward for your kind response.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: follow up
  • On: Dec. 21, 2018, 12:48 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Michael Burns
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: follow up
  • On: Dec. 21, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

Hi Michael,

Greetings for the Day!

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to bring this proposal to you.

I am Nitin, Sales Manager from EBSRanking and I’ll help you with your queries after Ms. Enneas.

Please add me on WhatsApp / Viber: +91 (882) 607-0672 & Skype: “nitin.ebs” for better conversation.

We are offering you Internet Marketing and Website Services. Our search Engine optimization methods can bring your business to the Google’s top pages for relevant keywords. We understand your business objectives and make necessary changes to your website so that it achieves better visibility and your customers easily reach you. Our Google Certified Professionals stay ahead of trends by following the latest Google algorithm and optimization procedures. Allowing us to manage all the phases of the SEO program brings positive results over the course of months.

Website will be responsive, dynamic, seo friendly, user friendly. Website pages will be managed as per WordPress standards. We have a team of highly innovative Programmers & Designers providing you with get quality works to rise in the highly competitive market within your niche. We recommend to take word press website services as part of our online presence solution. Each of our website goes through a three level testing process to make sure that we have the best product ready for you.

Here, we’ve some basic SEO packages and their pricing included for you. Depending on the number of keywords you’d like to optimize, you can opt for the best package that suits your budget and needs:

Special Offered Plan

Packages

Details

Monthly Plan

SEO-10

10 Keywords+ SMO (Basic )

US $ 130

SEO-15

15 Keywords+ SMO (Basic)

US $ 165

SEO-20

20 Keywords+ SMO (Basic)

US $ 200

SEO-30

30 Keywords+ SMO (Basic)

US $ 300

SEO-40

40 Keywords+ SMO (Basic)

US $ 400

PPC

Account setup & Management Fee

US $200

SMM Premium

SMM (regular posting)

US $ 180

Website Type

Time Period Required

Charges (Approx)

Wordpress 5-7 Pages without blog & Customization

7 days

$400 USD minimum

Wordpress upto 10 pages with Blog

10 days

$500 USD minimum

Wordpress upto 20 pages

15 days

$500 USD minimum

Wordpress Ecommerce theme based without customization

15 days

$650 USD Minimum

Wordpress Ecommerce with plugin/theme customization

15 days

$850 USD Minimum

Please find below some of our Client References for which we are currently working on SEO service. You can ask them about our services.

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Spammer

  • Subject: RE: follow up
  • On: Dec. 26, 2018, 5:03 p.m.

Hi Michael,

Hope you are doing well.

I have been trying to get in touch with you for our services which could really help your website.

But lately, I have not got a reply from you after your queries.

Well, We have decided to provide you weekly social media posting along with these SEO package. It can certainly have a great impact on your business.

Also, We have found some major technical issues after analysis your website. We will solve all these issue within 1st month.

I am waiting for your response.

Have a great day!


Spammer

  • Subject: RE: follow up
  • On: Dec. 28, 2018, 6:54 p.m.

Hi Michael,

Hope you are doing well.

I have been trying to get in touch with you for our services which could really help your website.

But lately, I have not got a reply from you after your queries.

Well, We have decided to provide you weekly social media posting along with these SEO package. It can certainly have a great impact on your business.

Also, We have found some major technical issues after analysis your website. We will solve all these issue within 1st month.

I am waiting for your response.

Have a great day!