The colloquy of Jacob Ferguson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jacob Ferguson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Fancy free girl searching for a fella who's not romantic!
  • On: Oct. 29, 2018, 8:05 p.m.

Hi! I'm positive you have looked at the title prior to opening up this email.Let me be direct with you – I'm sick of guys that are into romance and all the mushy rubbish,I don't want "timeless love" and I don't need somebody that'll pamper me with romantic gifts every day.Perhaps there is something utterly wrong with me, but lovey-dovey males are a major turn-off to me,so I am hoping for somebody which puts gratification above everything else.Life is short, and I think that we were put here on this planet to have a ball, not overdo it with mushy words and worthless poetry.That's the reason why I am gunning for a fella who is down to earth, somebody who loves to enjoy ourselves,just like me. See my snaps here https://drive.google.com/open?id=17LQ8_4xg6nRc9qop40m6xXGNlmC3D-TZ to decide if you are interested.

Spammer

  • Subject: Single chick interested in a guy that's not romantic!
  • On: Oct. 29, 2018, 8:09 p.m.

Hi! I'm confident you have read the letter subject prior to opening this letter.Let me be blunt with you – I'm sick of males that are into romance and all the mushy rubbish,I don't need "unending love" and I don't want somebody who'll spoil me with romantic dinners every day.Perhaps there is something utterly wrong with me, but sentimental males are a huge turn-off to me,so I am searching for somebody that puts pleasure above everything else.Life is short, and we were put here on this Earth to enjoy ourselves, not overindulge in lovey-dovey speeches and lousy poetry.That's exactly the reason why I am gunning for a man who is lacking pretensions, somebody that loves to have a ball,just like me. Look at my snaps here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1WpAY9oApijxCElyF0vglCqIWzTIXTmbX to decide if you are interested.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Fancy free girl searching for a fella who's not romantic!
  • On: Oct. 30, 2018, 5:47 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I like having fun older with men
  • On: Oct. 30, 2018, 7:09 p.m.

In spite of being in my early 40s, I still fancy older dudes.I don't want no twentysomething man with no skills. I just want a decent man,as simple as that. Here is a small bit of information precisely me – I'm about 44 years old, I'm fit as a fiddle (I like going to the gym),I have been through a couple of failed relationships but it doesn't discourage me from trying to find the right partner.Granting any of this sounds interesting enough to you.You should see my adult dating site page right here – https://drive.google.com/open?id=13-8d4GRdobfyNfq8kfAd--gT700ZhVVo.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I like having fun older with men
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 5:25 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: How is everything .Hello!
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 10:03 a.m.

International D-A-T-I-N-G Service




Good morning dear!

I am looking for a good man. Are not you acquainted with such a man? , I am a Young Russian girl.
Have you a fancy for Russian?

They are not just attractive and clever,but very broadminded as well.
Russian and Ukrainian women value domesticity and tend to be with their husbands a great deal of time.
It is right time to get to know I will be waiting for you on marriage agency.






Please CLICK here (http://vadadi.hu/confirm.htm)

By for now!

Spammer

  • Subject: Do you think it's healthy for a young woman to like getting spanked?
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 8:29 p.m.

I'm very soft-spoken in real life, but the web gives me a fitting occasion to get things off my chest and say things I'd never dream of disclosing offline.Anyway, as you understand, I have a weird sexual preference - I love being spanked.I love some other hardcore action too.I'm gunning for a guy that wouldn't consider all of that to be deviant and unnatural.I want a fella who will help me explore my sexual side and help me develop as a person.Is it too much to ask? Be open with me,do you reckon a chick that looks like this - https://drive.google.com/open?id=1z_839_BhwN5S8M-0ILBUALUcrx6Svle6 – could find a kind man who wouldn't kinkshame her?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: How is everything .Hello!
  • On: Oct. 31, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: One night dating do you want it? Let's do it!
  • On: Nov. 1, 2018, 8:33 p.m.

Are you feeling a absolutely horny now? Well I really am! It's one of the nights when you feel some magic in the air.Probably we could feel this together!A dissolute girl wanna have some fantastic time here.Write me to my profile here!Oh and did I tell you I 've got several ardent pics https://drive.google.com/open?id=1KtURbs4gBdQosqvjGoyS13i95EmL1UyZ to get you in the mood there!Check them out!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: One night dating do you want it? Let's do it!
  • On: Nov. 1, 2018, 10:34 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Good day!
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 10:55 a.m.

International D-A-T-I-N-G Service




Good evening honey!

I am searching for a good boyfriend. Are not you acquainted with such a man? As for myself nice-looking Russian woman.
Are you fond of women?

We are not just beautiful and clever,but very large-hearted too.
Russian women esteem family life and try to be with their beloved ones all the time.
It is high time to meet See you on dating website.






Please CLICK here (http://xerogravity.net/~admin/confirmhtm)

By for now!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Good day!
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 2:54 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I'm still boozed up - searching for a dude to play around with
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 8:55 p.m.

Good girls don't usually do this, but you got to enjoy yourself now and then.I can sense the headache I'm going to experience tomorrow.Anyways, now I'm chillaxing and flipping through a magazine, but all I can think about is how freaking arousing it would be to get frisky with a random man from the web.To prove that I'm not kidding regarding my plans - here's my dating page, it's loaded with naughty snaps – https://drive.google.com/open?id=19BVBUUxS04eVPolhEztQMgqGz9AfK2N-.By the way, did you know that 2 in 6 relationships start on the web nowadays?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: I'm still boozed up - searching for a dude to play around with
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 10:30 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings friend!
  • On: Nov. 2, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

Good Day! How are you? My name is Olga. I saw your profile on the websiteof the dating agency, and I liked it. I want to get acquainted with you andlearn more about you. Write me a little about your life. What do you enjoyto doing in your spare time? I'll post my photos. I very muchhope you likemy foto. I'll wait for a email from you. Best regards. Olgushenka.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings friend!
  • On: Nov. 3, 2018, 3:34 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my parts! Let's hook up!
  • On: Nov. 3, 2018, 7:07 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from office every day and not knowing anybodyto hang out with, you know, in a fun way?I so detest this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My latest stunning snaps and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1rnpSrhfMfakPLncR6QZcu4xnrkPez-E2 I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of things to do I have in mind, I am sure about it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my parts! Let's hook up!
  • On: Nov. 3, 2018, 10:17 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Email from a woman that is really interested in you, have trouble with your page
  • On: Nov. 4, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

I'm reaching out by email because I'm having a few issues when I am looking at your page on the dating site.I am actually interested in you, we seem like a fine match, we have similar interests and hobbies.I think you are good-looking and sharp. That's exactly why I felt like I had to go above and beyond.With any luck you can see my profile – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1753DLPVWkJneVJU1v2zN9DLIFfvGAyWZ – and perhaps shoot me a few lines?0 of my messages got through to you on the website, so maybe you will make the first step and it will solve the issues?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Email from a woman that is really interested in you, have trouble with your page
  • On: Nov. 5, 2018, 7:31 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Here's gal who can't stand being bored and loves studs! You know what I mean…
  • On: Nov. 5, 2018, 7:53 p.m.

I'm young, loveable, and cowboys are all over me no matter where I go.So why the hell am I bored like this now?Hey there, fellow, looks like it's your lucky time.There's an amazing girl out there. She's in the mood for something, you see?She even has crazy pics – you must have been a good boy last year.Though I to tell the truth prefer bad boys rofl.Anyway, check out my pics https://drive.google.com/open?id=1wFEZVUAgA1ZujCd0szppmb0sf3oscktK and see where it gets us!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Here's gal who can't stand being bored and loves studs! You know what I mean…
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 5:30 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You are in my neighborhood! Let's hook up!
  • On: Nov. 6, 2018, 8:18 p.m.

Don't you just hate going home from work every day and not knowing anybodyto hang out with, you know, in a fun way?I absolutely loathe this stuff.That's kinda why I'm messaging ya!Heck, what else can a girl do?Let's see if we click together and have some fun, fun, fun just for ourselves!My today's spicy photos and videos https://drive.google.com/open?id=1UDN3BURr_BqotnGvB4jkjPtaTj2iwXq8 I made all by myselfwill give you an idea of what kind of stuff I have in mind, I am sure about it.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You are in my neighborhood! Let's hook up!
  • On: Nov. 7, 2018, 3:27 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Handle a horny gal!
  • On: Nov. 7, 2018, 7:56 p.m.

I'm not one of these foolish pussycats who need a dependable guy with all varieties of tiresome dependable man stuff.I'm entirely different. Guess you will want to know how different, haha!I'm know much about fun and the wickedest qualities of it too.I even have passionate photos of myself not every girl would post.Just view them and let's do it. https://drive.google.com/open?id=1kWCJY8evbwlR_cHdfiMPT_5T8XKmuv4g

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Handle a horny gal!
  • On: Nov. 8, 2018, 3:39 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Wanna steamy discreet hookup tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Nov. 8, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

This is your lucky shot right here, I kid you not.Just like you I've tried a few of them adult dating sitesand I know how annoying all these scams can feel.So why don't we cut out all this rubbish and just you know, meet?Plain and simple! There's a naughty chick sitting right here,bored out of her mind, and with spicy profile pictures you can see right now!Your move, Mr.Stud! I'll be waiting for you right here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1wlb2tVFWENp0UOqjrncO67he0ExyRiI5

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Wanna steamy discreet hookup tomorrow, I mean it!
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 7:33 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Gal with a girlfriend
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 4:13 p.m.

Hey there,I am lonely partnerless young woman.Yeah, Im determined that Im willing to try and meet somebody over the web.I am dropping the same message to a couple of different guys, I hope someone will respond.Im in the mood for something risky and I have a female friend as well. Shes extremely attractive!Anywho, Im going to make ur verdict as easy as can be - see my personal pictures https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KTKBWMOJjGg2soJqJKWyE4TKJuN1hnmy/view?usp=sharingand tell me - am I worthy of ur time?Regards!

Spammer

  • Subject: Finally located you! Recognize me?
  • On: Nov. 9, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

We used to entertain some time ago and you said you'll stay available.I had to change my profile and lost contact with you.See my new profile with old and new hot picturesand I'll add you to friends. https://drive.google.com/open?id=1hJZdHGVIouUNEXlhGPKy93E3WLKhTcNFSee you!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Gal with a girlfriend
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 4:04 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Are u the one for me?
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 4:48 p.m.

Hi,Dyou like hot girls? I think you do!Thats why Im sending this letter to u and not somebody else.I am awfully friendless and I am sexually unfulfilled.I just need somebody to fulfill my cravings, my needs.In order to prove that Im serious I shared some of my playful shots.You can check it and contact me there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gNQ-3Xm2PAwEY_0bc_K08kvyqenVAlQ5/view?usp=sharingNow know what I look like. Curious?Your new friend!

Spammer

  • Subject: A involvement with a married girl, how about that!
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 7:24 p.m.

I know, you're probably thinking she's mental.But hey what's out life without a bit of jolly.I thought I'd go online and find a hot lover just like youand add that very spice to my life.But you shouldn't be thinking about this.What you really need to consider is all my candid and passionate pics I got at my page.Seriously, would you resist a damsel like that? https://drive.google.com/open?id=1AQmk4MliyCOVJtV8yNBiOWAyu1IhIMMK

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Are u the one for me?
  • On: Nov. 10, 2018, 11:58 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greetings my dear mate!
  • On: Nov. 11, 2018, 2:23 p.m.

Good DayCharming You ok?This is Anna. And i write to you fromRussia.I'msingle woman.And i want to findtrue relationshipwith man not from mycountry.I'm clever girl and i have manyhobbies.I guess that i cant say alotof quality about my self. But i know what i want.I want find good man.Withwhomwe will create long union.I have qualitywitch very important forme.This is love and support.When i not work ilove interesting spend mytime.I like sport and camping.I likelisten music and watch movie.Ilikeshopping,i think all girls like it)I will be glad if we can startgoodcommunication.I want to create true relationship.I dont wish loose time -not your, not mine. And if we wish the same,we can havegood start!I will behappy to know you.Please answer to me,i will wait. Wish you good time.Annushka.

Spammer

  • Subject: Opening up my soul opening up my lower lips
  • On: Nov. 11, 2018, 4:49 p.m.

Hey,A single gal waiting for someone to risque with.I realize u may think that it appears far-fetched, but let me erase all the suspicious u might have.Let me demonstrate to you just how dirty I can be. These are 4 you only.All I am asking from you - can we please chat after you check these?So heres the url to my naughty pics and contacts https://drive.google.com/open?id=1c-ZlbCO9oEUK3ZXK6cgNqQkJ8SMc4iGLSee how serious my aims are.Best regards!

Spammer

  • Subject: Perfect night with two hot girls online
  • On: Nov. 11, 2018, 9:16 p.m.

Howdy, guy!My very first venture to adult dating online proved to be a smashing heat!I want to share the link with you, because here you will seedozens of sexy chicks that are ready to die for a good cock!They have no silly restrictions and you can enjoy the wildest desires with them. https://drive.google.com/open?id=17GvcuwuIR7TRm7zSN-Hk9Up3fW-nmRyY

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greetings my dear mate!
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 12:30 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Personal photographs just for friends
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

Hello, My name is Katie.Are you searching kind brunettes to have a fun time?Ive created a page on on website and send some provocative snapshotswith me and my soft-spoken sister, all naked, on cam.Check my collection https://drive.google.com/open?id=1XGWcGa51vbt48qj2IZhNnQ9VW--ezSqvYours faithfully!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Personal photographs just for friends
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 7 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Jacob Ferguson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: I can easily be your perfect match, find out now!
  • On: Nov. 12, 2018, 9:22 p.m.

Do you believe that somewhere out there there's that special personwho is your perfect match in any most little thing?I'm sure I can be your greates match.Don't take my word for it, see my details and some frisky pics right here,I posted them just last night.I am so fed up with having nobody around,I'll try real hard to be your perfect one!Who knows, I can literally be next door to you exactly this moment.And just dream up what can take place next!here https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_0Jib8lrberwvdeTkWsTZmKHlf1u1ACD

Spammer

  • Subject: Im trying to find a love experience
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 2:29 p.m.

How are things, Im Mia. I just turned 24 y.o..I left my pal after I found him together with other a month ago.Im absolutely frustrated now and just need a boyfriend to replace my man.I love partners with vivid fantasies.Please leave me a message there https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YMF36Z_JCPbmTO4LhyqH7sNZv0vO2n8R/view?usp=sharingif you could help and spend a few nights together with meHugs!

Spammer

  • Subject: Hey dude, a fine lovely baby could be by your side realy fast!
  • On: Nov. 13, 2018, 8:24 p.m.

Think it's only sleazeballs and mad people who do this online thing?Wait till you have a look at me.Although I may have a bit of these in me lol.But thing is I'm a realistic lady just looking for pleasure.Hey hey, it's an open minded girl alert right here.I'm down to see you for real grown up no strings fun right away.Of course you wanna know what I look like.That's why I got all these naked photos and totally exciting videos!Don't waste time, have a look at them right now https://drive.google.com/open?id=1gMVzHBVipj2p9OPNtJPLhZDosgy3L4fp

Spammer

  • Subject: Are you the the best for me?
  • On: Nov. 14, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

Hello,Do you love lustful girls? I bet you do!Thats the reason why Im forwarding the message to u & not someone else.I am very friendless and I am sexually frustrated.I just need somebody to fulfill my desires, my necessities.To prove that Im not kidding I shared some of my private photos.You can watch it and contact me there https://drive.google.com/open?id=1kKV-cvbDEvASBifBltQr1BhPZ3JhHg99Now know what I look like. Interested?See you soon!

Spammer

  • Subject: No partner for tonight? Fun is due the following night then!
  • On: Nov. 14, 2018, 8:09 p.m.

Not enough entertainment in your life? Especially this night, huh?Then check it out, we could be having mind-blowing uncomplicated fun real soon!I don't need no dating or other silly stuff.That's the string we don't want, male!You know what I'm talking about, right?I know that deep down there you're a total macho.Let me have a bit of that!I'm ready for a no-strings affair right away, view my thrilling pictures, let's hope something kickass happens! https://drive.google.com/open?id=1a_i_lEsbgjBLPAQIXim6OLImsRvtPdAa

Spammer

  • Subject: Baring my soul opening up my lips
  • On: Nov. 14, 2018, 8:40 p.m.

Hi,A fancy free} lady waiting for somebody to get naughty with.I know you may think that it appears to be suspicious, but lemme dispel all the doubts u might have.Lemme show to you just how risque can I be. These are for your eyes only.All Im asking for in return - can we please chat after you see them?Anyway here is the url to my personal contacts https://drive.google.com/file/d/19CkjSqvC6ErGD3KTB4rYnwy3hmQuG77Y/view?usp=sharingSee how serious my intentions are.Yours faithfully!