The colloquy of Christopher Watson

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Christopher Watson and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: Simple bathroom habit deadlier than cigarettes
  • On: Jan. 21, 2017, 11:57 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Simple bathroom habit deadlier than cigarettes
  • On: Jan. 21, 2017, 11:57 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 📢 How Much Should You Promote?
  • On: June 8, 2020, 3:16 p.m.

📢 How Much Should You Promote?

Join founder, Rafferty Pendery, as he shares his take!

Hi there 👋,

We see many businesses hold back from promoting their products and services until they get it "just right" or because they're worried about how other people will react.

We asked Studio98 Founder, Rafferty Pendery, how much he thinks businesses should promote. Watch the below video and find out why promotion is often the first thing to get dropped when no-one is dedicated to making it happen.

With our best, 

The Studio98 Team

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 📢 How Much Should You Promote?
  • On: June 8, 2020, 4:36 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 🏄‍  Does Your Website Propel You Forward?
  • On: June 10, 2020, 3:17 p.m.

🏄‍  Does Your Website Propel You Forward?

…or does it fall short of making the right impression?

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 🏄‍  Does Your Website Propel You Forward?
  • On: June 11, 2020, 2:25 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FWD: Testimonial
  • On: June 11, 2020, 3:15 p.m.

FWD: Testimonial

...we were so happy these guys loved their new website!

Hi Christopher , 

...this testimonial came from a company of programmers who understand the importance of quality client service and coding extremely well (no pressure!).

 
Begin forwarded message:   

From: You Have a New Review!

Subject: Testimonial   

Date: 11 June 2020 at 9:20:17 am EST      

To: Studio98 <[email protected]>

Studio98 invests the time to understand the business of each client to get SEO right and delivers responsive, custom, and state of the art websites. The Team at Studio98 has proven to be a pleasure to work with as we continue to build our web presence and a truly rewarding business relationship. Thanks again from our team to your team. 

With our best,

The Studio98 Team

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FWD: Testimonial
  • On: June 12, 2020, 2:50 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 😤 Struggling to Expand? This Could Be Why
  • On: June 15, 2020, 3:16 p.m.

😤 Struggling to Expand? This Could Be Why

Hear what the Studio98 CEO says you need to grow your business successfully.

Hi Christopher, 👋

There’s one main reason we see businesses struggle to expand, attract new leads, and see a solid return on investment from their marketing efforts.  

The fact is, unless you have a team dedicated to strategizing, planning, executing, and reporting on those efforts, they usually fall by the wayside. We asked Studio98 CEO, Michael Figueroa, what exactly he does to stop that from happening for clients, and why

he loves it!

Want to learn more about all the advantages of full-service marketing? Read this.

With our best, 

The Studio98 Team

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 😤 Struggling to Expand? This Could Be Why
  • On: June 15, 2020, 4:52 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 👉 Does Your Website Do These 3 Things?
  • On: June 17, 2020, 3:15 p.m.

👉 Does Your Website Do These 3 Things?

Most websites don’t and their sales seriously suffer because of it.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 👉 Does Your Website Do These 3 Things?
  • On: June 17, 2020, 3:35 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FWD: Testimonial
  • On: June 18, 2020, 3:15 p.m.

FWD: Testimonial

This one gave us all the right feels...

Hi Christopher, 

You know that feeling when someone describes what your company does and sums up the reason you exist? Yes—that feeling! 👇👇👇

 
Begin forwarded message:   

From: You Have a New Review!

Subject: Testimonial   

Date: 18 June 2020 at 9:20:17 am EST      

To: Studio98 <[email protected]>

We really appreciate the passion that you guys have when it comes to working with us and making our company grow, it shows that you really care about us.

With our best,

The Studio98 Team

Copyright © 2020 Studio98

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FWD: Testimonial
  • On: June 18, 2020, 9:03 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 💰 How to Get Bigger Clients
  • On: June 22, 2020, 3:15 p.m.

💰 How to Get Bigger Clients

The answer will surprise you but it’s the most important thing you can do.

Hi there 👋,

Most businesses want to know “How do I get bigger clients”? The answer is far simpler than you might think.

In fact, it’s one of the most important things you can do, period, in life and will lead to having plenty of great friends, a great team, and you certainly won’t have a money problem.

Watch the video below to find out. 👇👇👇

Best Wishes, 

The Studio98 Team

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 💰 How to Get Bigger Clients
  • On: June 22, 2020, 11:24 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 🕵️‍♀️ Does Your Website Solve a Problem?
  • On: June 24, 2020, 3:16 p.m.

🕵️‍♀️ Does Your Website Solve a Problem?

…or is it an online brochure that looks pretty but doesn’t function well?

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 🕵️‍♀️ Does Your Website Solve a Problem?
  • On: June 25, 2020, 2:55 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FWD: Testimonial
  • On: June 25, 2020, 3:15 p.m.

FWD: Testimonial

Here's what we scored on our report card with one customer...

Hi Christopher, 

...it's easy to be lured into false promises when you're working so hard to grow your business. But as a business owner all you need is someone who cares and understands what you're trying to achieve...

 
Begin forwarded message:   

From: You Have a New Review!

Subject: Testimonial   

Date: 25 June 2020 at 9:20:17 am EST      

To: Studio98 <[email protected]>

Our former website even though functional, had an old-style look to it. Initially I had hired an overseas company to do the work but that did not work as there were many promises that were made but not fulfilled. 

Finally, I decided to engage Studio98. During our call, I did not feel I was speaking to a “pushy” salesperson and that scored big with me. I personally have a very high standard when it comes to customer service but Studio98 get an A++++++++++! 

If you want a team to care for your business objectives, have a clear process of how they will accomplish your goals, dedicated and knowledgeable, who can also handle the most complex sites, then don’t look any further than Studio98! We will continue our relationship with them for years to come.

With our best,

The Studio98 Team

Copyright © 2020 Studio98

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: FWD: Testimonial
  • On: June 25, 2020, 5:35 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 🤩 Open. This. Now
  • On: June 26, 2020, 3:16 p.m.

🤩 Open. This. Now

Studio98’s website just got a whole new look, ready to serve you more!

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: 🤩 Open. This. Now
  • On: June 26, 2020, 5:40 p.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: You Need An Email List. Right Now.
  • On: June 29, 2020, 3:18 p.m.

You Need An Email List. Right Now.

Especially since email beats social by 40x for customer acquisition.

Hi there, 👋

 
If you don’t already have an email list or if you just haven’t had time to focus on growing it—it’s never too late. Building your email list is one of the best ways to build a closer relationship with your current and potential customers.
In fact, sending regular emails beats social by 40x for customer acquisition*. Why? Because you're not just a temporary status update; you show up in someone's inbox right next to emails from their family and friends.
Email marketing has been something we have found to be critical in growing our own business and in helping our clients build theirs. Some email marketing benefits include:

Increased sales
Increased client loyalty
Generating new leads
Producing Additional Repeat Business
Reducing marketing costs.

Most people underestimate the work it takes for email marketing to be effective for their business. Schedule a FREE consult with us today to find out how we can help you leverage the power of email marketing (without you having to do all the work!).

 
Best Wishes, 

The Studio98 Team

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: You Need An Email List. Right Now.
  • On: June 29, 2020, 6:22 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 😤 Do Things Break on Your Website?
  • On: July 1, 2020, 3:15 p.m.

😤 Do Things Break on Your Website?

They shouldn’t—but when they do it costs you time & money to fix.

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  • Subject: Re: 😤 Do Things Break on Your Website?
  • On: July 2, 2020, 2:08 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: FWD: Testimonial
  • On: July 2, 2020, 3:15 p.m.

FWD: Testimonial

A great example of why you don't want a website you can't then easily manage yourself.

Hi Christopher, 

We love this review—because there's no point having a great looking website if you can't easily manage the site yourself...

With our best,

The Studio98 Team

 
Begin forwarded message:   

From: You Have a New Review!

Subject: Testimonial   

Date: 2 July 2020 at 9:20:17 am EST     

To: Studio98 <[email protected]>

Our Studio98 experience has been great! The original design of our new website was almost exactly what we were hoping for. The support folks have been very responsive to our tweaks, as well as being incredibly supportive in answering questions as we develop the ability to manage the site ourselves.
 

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  • Subject: Re: FWD: Testimonial
  • On: July 2, 2020, 5:15 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 😬 Never Use These SEO Techniques
  • On: July 3, 2020, 3:18 p.m.

😬 Never Use These SEO Techniques

Avoid these 3 outdated Search Engine Optimization techniques at all costs!

Hi there, 👋

Like most people, you want your business to show up prominently in Google's search results when someone types in a search for help with a problem you can solve. 
That's why Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is one of the best ways to get your business climbing the search results rankings. But best practice SEO techniques changed frequently and what used to work well is no longer effective, like these 3 strategies: 

 
#1 Keyword Stuffing

It used to be that the more times a given keyword appeared on a page the better your ranking. But these days, 'keyword stuffing' can result in major ranking penalties for your website.
#2 Article Spinning

"Article Spinning" is when software is used to take an article and rewrite it in a bunch of different ways—creating huge amounts of poor-quality content. These days, Google can recognize (and penalize) low-quality content, particularly when it’s eerily similar to other pages online.
#3 Purchasing Links

Backlinks are an important part of professional SEO. But how you obtain those backlinks matters. While you can simply buy a bunch of backlinks from different websites—Google can usually figure out when this happens.

 
"I signed on with Studio98 hoping to increase the search list ranking on Google for my cell phone repair shop. In just one month my website listing has already climbed from the 4th page of Google to the second page. At this rate, I’ll be on the first page in no time. Thank you Studio98! You have really delivered!!!"—G.W.

 
A great way to avoid these outdated SEO tactics? Work with a professional SEO agency that can take your marketing to the next level. For more, please schedule a FREE Consult with us today.

 
Best Wishes, 

The Studio98 Team

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  • Subject: Re: 😬 Never Use These SEO Techniques
  • On: July 3, 2020, 6:45 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: 👉 Avoid This Top Business Mistake
  • On: July 6, 2020, 3:16 p.m.

👉 Avoid This Top Business Mistake

CEO of Studio98 shares the biggest mistake he sees clients make & how you can avoid it.

Hi Christopher, 👋

When you're head down working hard on your business's expansion it can be easy to be overwhelmed by all the moving parts, decisions to make, and challenges to solve. 

We recently asked the Studio98 team to shed some light on common business mistakes they see clients make in an effort to help you zoom out on your day-to-day business and avoid making the same errors that cost you time and money:

"What is one of the biggest mistakes you see clients make in your area of work and how can they avoid that mistake?"

Looking for more level-headed advice and support? Whether you need help with an SEO campaign, a custom website design, or any other marketing or promotion activity, we have specialists that can help boom your company. Schedule a FREE consult with us today!

With our best, 

The Studio98 Team

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  • Subject: Re: 👉 Avoid This Top Business Mistake
  • On: July 7, 2020, 12:49 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Christopher Watson
CEO, MNesty, LLC