The colloquy of Joanne Bauer

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Joanne Bauer and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: The 4 worst blood pressure drugs
  • On: Jan. 6, 2018, 5:22 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: The 4 worst blood pressure drugs
  • On: Jan. 6, 2018, 5:22 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Joanne Bauer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Oct. 23, 2018, 1:23 a.m.

Dear Jason Bauer,

I want to assure you that you will never regret assisting me in this
project.I appreciate your reply and accepting to help. Primarily, I
need to secure both myself and this fund in question. I can only
succeed with someone like you. I would like the funds to be in a
secured account which you shall provide. You provide the best safety
that I desire. The documents will be properly processed in your name
so that you will be seen as the legitimate Next of kin of the funds
and treated as such. I have decided to move US$100,000,000.00 to the
account you shall provide either at once or in tranches.

By this arrangement, it would be easy for me to come into your country
on your invitation. That would of course be after the funds have been
deposited in the bank account that you shall provide. For giving us
the required assistance, we are willing to give 30% of the funds to
you and 60% for me,10% for any expenses incured during the transfer
and while you will be required to make the necessary investments on
our behalf using my own share of the funds. This will be contained in
the DEED OF AGREEMENT to be signed between you and us. I will meet
with a lawyer here who will prepare the agreement which I shall send
to you for your perusal as soon as it is ready.Rest assured that the
transaction is legal and legitimate as this will be proved to you in
the Deed of Agreement to be signed by both parties.

Please send to me your address, direct phone numbers and
your bank details where you want the funds deposited and a copy of
your international passport if you have one for proper identification.
To make this transaction work, I have to put up an application for
claim through the NATIONAL BANK OF DUBAI.Everything will be done in
your name as the beneficiary of the funds. Once, the approval is
received, it will go to the Federal Ministry of Finance through the
Office of the Accountant General of the Federation. From there, after
all the necessary approvals have been got, it will go to the NATIONAL
BANK OF DUBAI where the final approval will be given and the funds
subsequently released to your account. It is the NATIONAL BANK OF DUBAI that
will determine how the transfer is to be made into your account. The
whole process will last between 7 to 14 working days. As we progress, the
relevant agencies and departments may be contacting you as the
beneficiary while you will be required to feed me with every
information you get so that I can advise and direct you properly.

You have nothing to fear about the legitimacy of the transaction but
you only have to make it absolutely confidential until we have
succeeded. You must know that I am not a businesswoman but a public
officer . That is why I need you to take a position as the real
beneficiary. What matters is the paper work which will be properly
secured to back up the claims. All necessary legal measures shall be
taken to make sure that every thing is being conducted within the
ambit of the UNITED ARAB EMIRATE and known international laws. It is a golden
opportunity for us to advance in everything that money can help to
achieve. I shall be giving you updates as we progress. I request that
you give this transaction a serious consideration and attention so
that we can achieve our aim within this short period.

Meanwhile, I as I said before,You will be glad to know and understand
that you are not merely being pushed into one risk or the other. It is
not necessary to involve any third party at this level of the
transaction. You must not entertain any form of fear for whatever
reason provided you can keep the deal secret until we have achieved
our aim.

Please send to me your address,direct phone numbers and banking
details and also your means of identification like your international
passport or drivers license where you will prefer to have the funds
transferred as soon as the documentation process is concluded. Also
feel free to ask me further questions if need be.Send me your private
email address.

I look forward to hearing from you soonest so that I can proceed to
put up the APPLICATION for funds release in your name.
Thank you and remain blessed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Oct. 23, 2018, 4:41 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Joanne Bauer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Oct. 23, 2018, 7:32 a.m.

Dear Sir,

I accept your ideas and I have already told the Lawyer to make the
agreement which we will sign on Wednesday.This funds is still in the bank
and we need to secure documents of claim to get the funds released.

I have to be very transparent and frank to you concerning this
business.This business is capital intensive in the sense that we will
spend some money in securing the back up documents for you to claim
this money here in Dubai before the funds will be transferred into
your bank account.Every other documents will come in your name and we
have to spend money to get it so let me know if you can assist in
doing it so that we can proceed.

Let me know your view so that we can proceed.Where can I invest my own
share of the funds in your country?Can we go into partnership in your
type of business with my own share of the funds?.

Thank you for your co-operation so far.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Oct. 23, 2018, 8:51 a.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Joanne Bauer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Oct. 23, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

I am the former first lady of Zimbabwe ,My Name is
Mrs Grace Ntombizodwa Mugabe, the wife of former Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe. i intend to invest in Real Estate and
factory in your country.I am looking for a reliable person that will help me to invest this money.You will be compensated with some percentage of the total fund.
Kindly update me if you can represent my interest or if there is any other lucrative Business in the area related to your field do not delay to keep me posted.Contact me directly on ([email protected])with your
direct phone number,age,address,occupation and details.
Thanks for anticipate cooperation.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Oct. 23, 2018, 9:31 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Joanne Bauer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Nov. 7, 2018, 9:25 a.m.

Dear Sir,

From the look of things,it seems that you have absconded from the business.

Let me know your decision so that I will know if I am to look for someone else.

Thank you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Nov. 7, 2018, 3:30 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Joanne Bauer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Nov. 7, 2018, 6:21 p.m.

Dear sir,

I want to assure you that you will never regret assisting me in this
project.I appreciate your reply and accepting to help. Primarily, I
need to secure both myself and this fund in question. I can only
succeed with someone like you. I would like the funds to be in a
secured account which you shall provide. You provide the best safety
that I desire. The documents will be properly processed in your name
so that you will be seen as the legitimate Next of kin of the funds
and treated as such. I have decided to move US$100,000,000.00 to the
account you shall provide either at once or in tranches.

By this arrangement, it would be easy for me to come into your country
on your invitation. That would of course be after the funds have been
deposited in the bank account that you shall provide. For giving us
the required assistance, we are willing to give 30% of the funds to
you and 60% for me,10% for any expenses incured during the transfer
and while you will be required to make the necessary investments on
our behalf using my own share of the funds. This will be contained in
the DEED OF AGREEMENT to be signed between you and us. I will meet
with a lawyer here who will prepare the agreement which I shall send
to you for your perusal as soon as it is ready.Rest assured that the
transaction is legal and legitimate as this will be proved to you in
the Deed of Agreement to be signed by both parties.

Please send to me your address, direct phone numbers and
your bank details where you want the funds deposited and a copy of
your international passport if you have one for proper identification.
To make this transaction work, I have to put up an application for
claim through the NATIONAL BANK OF DUBAI.Everything will be done in
your name as the beneficiary of the funds. Once, the approval is
received, it will go to the Federal Ministry of Finance through the
Office of the Accountant General of the Federation. From there, after
all the necessary approvals have been got, it will go to the NATIONAL
BANK OF DUBAI where the final approval will be given and the funds
subsequently released to your account. It is the NATIONAL BANK OF DUBAI that
will determine how the transfer is to be made into your account. The
whole process will last between 7 to 14 working days. As we progress, the
relevant agencies and departments may be contacting you as the
beneficiary while you will be required to feed me with every
information you get so that I can advise and direct you properly.

You have nothing to fear about the legitimacy of the transaction but
you only have to make it absolutely confidential until we have
succeeded. You must know that I am not a businessman but a public
officer . That is why I need you to take a position as the real
beneficiary. What matters is the paper work which will be properly
secured to back up the claims. All necessary legal measures shall be
taken to make sure that every thing is being conducted within the
ambit of the UNITED ARAB EMIRATE and known international laws. It is a golden
opportunity for us to advance in everything that money can help to
achieve. I shall be giving you updates as we progress. I request that
you give this transaction a serious consideration and attention so
that we can achieve our aim within this short period.

Meanwhile, I as I said before,You will be glad to know and understand
that you are not merely being pushed into one risk or the other. It is
not necessary to involve any third party at this level of the
transaction. You must not entertain any form of fear for whatever
reason provided you can keep the deal secret until we have achieved
our aim.

Please send to me your address,direct phone numbers and banking
details and also your means of identification like your international
passport or drivers license where you will prefer to have the funds
transferred as soon as the documentation process is concluded. Also
feel free to ask me further questions if need be.Send me your private
email address.

I look forward to hearing from you soonest so that I can proceed to
put up the APPLICATION for funds release in your name.
Thank you and remain blessed.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: RE: Respond.........................193.17.175.36
  • On: Nov. 7, 2018, 9:56 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Joanne Bauer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ref:Con/Dip/UNIC/20
  • On: July 30, 2020, 3:53 p.m.

Attention Mr Jason Bauer,

My name is Dr.John Monk, United Nations Inspection Agent in Hartsfield
Jackson Atlanta International Airport Atlanta GA. We are carrying out
a second quarter inspection, all abandoned Consignment boxes in USA
Airports are being transferred to our facilities here for inspection
and confiscation. During the inspection, I discovered an abandoned
consignment box in your name which was transferred to our facility
here in Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta International Airport and when I
scanned it with Currency X-Ray scanner, it revealed an undisclosed sum
of money in the Box. The consignment was abandoned because the
Contents was not properly declared by the consignee as money, rather
it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Delivery
Agent and also the Diplomat inability to pay for United Nation Non
Inspection Tax. On my assumption, the box will contain more than Ten
Million USD and the consignment was left in a storage house till
today.

I resolved to contact you, after due consideration for us to
collectively retrieve the box for our mutual benefits, because without
you no one can legally claim the box. I will complete the delivery of
the box to your nominated address, on the condition that you will give
me 20% of the total contents of the box as my share upon my successful
delivery of the box to you and 80% to you.

If you ACCEPT MY CONDITION, Provide Your Name..., Phone Number... and
Full Address..., for cross checking and verification, also include the
name of nearest Airport... around you.

All communication must be held extremely confidential, I can get
everything concluded within 48-Hours upon your acceptance to work with
me.
Do respond to me if you are interested to conclude this with me.
Regards,
Dr.John Monk.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ref:Con/Dip/UNIC/20
  • On: July 30, 2020, 4:28 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Joanne Bauer
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Ref:Con/Dip/UNIC/20
  • On: July 30, 2020, 10:31 p.m.

Dear Sir,

What details do you need online when I am telling you that the money
is packaged in cargoes and they are here in USA.

What messages do you need again?I have pictures of the boxes with me.

Thank you.

Dr.John Monk.

On 7/30/20, Joanne Bauer <[email protected]> wrote:
> Hello,
> That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details
> online I could look at?
>
> Joanne Bauer
> CEO, MNesty, LLC
>
> On 30/07/2020 15:53 PM, wrote:
>> Attention Mr Jason Bauer,
>>
>> My name is Dr.John Monk, United Nations Inspection Agent in Hartsfield
>> Jackson Atlanta International Airport Atlanta GA. We are carrying out
>> a second quarter inspection, all abandoned Consignment boxes in USA
>> Airports are being transferred to our facilities here for inspection
>> and confiscation. During the inspection, I discovered an abandoned
>> consignment box in your name which was transferred to our facility
>> here in Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta International Airport and when I
>> scanned it with Currency X-Ray scanner, it revealed an undisclosed sum
>> of money in the Box. The consignment was abandoned because the
>> Contents was not properly declared by the consignee as money, rather
>> it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Delivery
>> Agent and also the Diplomat inability to pay for United Nation Non
>> Inspection Tax. On my assumption, the box will contain more than Ten
>> Million USD and the consignment was left in a storage house till
>> today.
>>
>> I resolved to contact you, after due consideration for us to
>> collectively retrieve the box for our mutual benefits, because without
>> you no one can legally claim the box. I will complete the delivery of
>> the box to your nominated address, on the condition that you will give
>> me 20% of the total contents of the box as my share upon my successful
>> delivery of the box to you and 80% to you.
>>
>> If you ACCEPT MY CONDITION, Provide Your Name..., Phone Number... and
>> Full Address..., for cross checking and verification, also include the
>> name of nearest Airport... around you.
>>
>> All communication must be held extremely confidential, I can get
>> everything concluded within 48-Hours upon your acceptance to work with
>> me.
>> Do respond to me if you are interested to conclude this with me.
>> Regards,
>> Dr.John Monk.
>>
>> .
>
>
>
>

.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Ref:Con/Dip/UNIC/20
  • On: July 30, 2020, 10:32 p.m.

Dear Sir,

What details do you need online when I am telling you that the money
is packaged in cargoes and they are here in USA.

What messages do you need again?I have pictures of the boxes with me.

Thank you.

Dr.John Monk.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ref:Con/Dip/UNIC/20
  • On: July 30, 2020, 11:36 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Joanne Bauer
CEO, MNesty, LLC