The colloquy of Joshua Lewis

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Joshua Lewis and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: richmade website enquiry
  • On: May 28, 2019, 10:11 p.m.

The following is an email sent by a visitor to your site :
name: PeterSom
Email: [email protected]
Message: Dearest in mind,
I would like to introduce myself for the first time. My name is Barrister
David Gomez Gonzalez, the personal lawyer to my late client.
He worked as a private businessman in the international field. In 2012, my
client succumbed to an unfortunate car accident. My client was single and
childless.
He left a fortune worth $12,500,000.00 Dollars in a bank in Spain. The bank
sent me message that I have to introduce a beneficiary or the money in
their bank will be confiscate. My purpose of contacting you is to make you
the Next of Kin.
My late client left no will, I as his personal lawyer, was commissioned by
the Spanish Bank to search for relatives to whom the money left behind
could be paid by my deceased client. I have been looking for his relatives
for the past 3 months continuously without success. Now I explain why I
need your support, I have decided to make a citizen of the same country
with my late client the Next of Kin.
I hereby ask you if you give me your consent to present you as the next of
kin to my deceased client to the Spanish Bank as the beneficiary. I would
like to point out that you will receive 45% of the share of this money, 45%
then I would be entitled to, 10% percent will be donated to charitable
organizations.
If you are interested, please contact me at my private contact details by
Tel: 0034-604-284-281, Fax: 0034-911-881-353, Email:
[email protected] I am waiting for your answer

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: richmade website enquiry
  • On: May 28, 2019, 10:11 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Bonjour My kind. My better Mr. neat:) Let's try to isolated chat!
  • On: June 10, 2020, 11:41 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Bonjour My kind. My better Mr. neat:) Let's try to isolated chat!
  • On: June 10, 2020, 8:56 p.m.

Hello,
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Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good Evening my likable. Let's try to nutty small talk, How is it going?
  • On: June 27, 2020, 10:56 a.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: how do u like it there?
  • On: June 27, 2020, 12:39 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good Evening my likable. Let's try to nutty small talk, How is it going?
  • On: June 27, 2020, 1:40 p.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: bonghjornu my sound:) Can I ask you? adroit Mister Joyous.
  • On: July 1, 2020, 5:59 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: bonghjornu my sound:) Can I ask you? adroit Mister Joyous.
  • On: July 2, 2020, 4:34 a.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: salute able;-) I wish to rough talk) May I ask a question? astounding mister Nonsuch)
  • On: July 7, 2020, 9:55 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: salute able;-) I wish to rough talk) May I ask a question? astounding mister Nonsuch)
  • On: July 8, 2020, 7:40 a.m.

Hello,
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Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: salutation My) I hope u can late talk. can I ask you?
  • On: July 11, 2020, 12:41 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: salutation My) I hope u can late talk. can I ask you?
  • On: July 11, 2020, 12:49 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: hello) May you please one-off small talk
  • On: July 19, 2020, 7:31 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: hello) May you please one-off small talk
  • On: July 19, 2020, 1:17 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Yofreesamples.com Errors
  • On: July 29, 2020, 10:25 a.m.

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I
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Yofreesamples.com Errors
  • On: July 29, 2020, 4:51 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Haya my priceless:-) I wish to used talk, Hope You're awesome My Wonderful:)
  • On: July 31, 2020, 10:50 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Haya my priceless:-) I wish to used talk, Hope You're awesome My Wonderful:)
  • On: July 31, 2020, 5:57 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Opa my rreproachable. My Mr. Polite I hope U can full-fledged talk.
  • On: Aug. 3, 2020, 1:06 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Opa my rreproachable. My Mr. Polite I hope U can full-fledged talk.
  • On: Aug. 3, 2020, 11:42 p.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Ola my unspoiled I hope you can talks:-) Everything limping:)
  • On: Aug. 5, 2020, 8:30 a.m.

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[email protected],

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Ola my unspoiled I hope you can talks:-) Everything limping:)
  • On: Aug. 5, 2020, 11:41 a.m.

Hello,
I talked to my colleagues about this but they seemed to have some apprehensions; namely, they're worried that the offer isn't fleshed out enough. Would you be able to go into more detail about exactly how this would be structured?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Attention Mr.Juan Lewis
  • On: Aug. 14, 2020, 5:27 p.m.

Attention Mr.Juan Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC.
E-mail:[email protected]

Sir,

My Name is Walter Dennis of Dennis Chamber & Associates. I sincerely
seek to present you as the Next of Kin to my late client Mr. Alain V.
Lennon who deposited $14.5 million dollars in his fixed deposit
account and Gold and Diamond before his death.

My client was into business of Diamond and Gold mining and died
without a Next of Kin. we shall obtain the legal documents that will
give you legal rights to make this claim legitimately. I am willing to
share the funds/Diamond and Gold 50/50 with you and this will be
completed within few days. With the legal documents, the bank will
approve you as the Next of Kin and transfer/release the Diamond and
Gold to you within seven working days. I considered the funds and the
Diamond and Gold would be of better use to both of us instead of
allowing corrupt government to confiscate it.

Please reach me as soon as possible with the following of your
personal information.

Your Full name, Current Home/Office Address, Telephone Number,
Occupation, Age, Country Origin and ID Card for the processing of the
legal documents if you are interested and can you be trusted to return
my own share when you have received the funds in your bank account and
the Diamond and Gold. More information shall be given to you once I
hear from you.

However, if you are not interested in the offer, kindly delete this
message from your mailbox and pretend that I never contacted you. If I
did not hear from you then I'll continue my search for a liable
person that will help me out.

Best Regard,
Walter Dennis Esq

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attention Mr.Juan Lewis
  • On: Aug. 14, 2020, 9:49 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi;-)
  • On: Aug. 20, 2020, 12:32 a.m.

soon I'm searching for lively buddy!

I will send You my picture attach;-) Write to me: [email protected]=
:)

good luck!

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi;-)
  • On: Aug. 20, 2020, 10 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: good Day moral:) How're You? My mr. superb! Let's try to ugliest talks)
  • On: Sept. 4, 2020, 4:14 a.m.

chao my:)

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soon I am seeking pure male from United States of America,
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It's my e-mail for contact [email protected], good luck!

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: good Day moral:) How're You? My mr. superb! Let's try to ugliest talks)
  • On: Sept. 4, 2020, 12:43 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Yofreesamples.com Errors
  • On: Sept. 7, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

Dear Business Owner of Yofreesamples.com,

You can't expect your website to increase your revenue with so many errors. Many business owners get puzzled as their website isn't performing well, while others' are flourishing. That's unfortunate, but not your fortune!   Now, I will show you the number of
broken links, pages that returned 4XX status code upon request,
images with no ALT text, pages with no meta description tag, not
having an unique meta description, having too long title, etc., found
in your Yofreesamples.com.I have a large professional team who
can fix all the above issues immediately at an affordable price.

I
guarantee you will see a drastic change in your Google search ranking
once these are fixed.
If this is something you are interested in, then allow me to send you a No Obligation Audit Report for your review. We will fix those errors with no extra cost if you choose any one of our monthly marketing plans.  Best Regards,Damine MartyinMarketing Consultant

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Yofreesamples.com Errors
  • On: Sept. 7, 2020, 1:04 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attention Mr.Juan Lewis
  • On: Sept. 8, 2020, 10:01 a.m.

Attention Mr.Juan Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC.
E-mail:[email protected]

Sir,

Thanks for your response to my offer. As you rightly know that I
contacted you in this matter based on the fact that I need a foreigner
that I will present to the bank, since I had sought for the relatives
without success and instead of this fund to be confiscated by the
bank, I need you to stand as Next of Kin to my late Alain V. Lennon.

About late Alain V. Lennon, of course, I know that you may not be his
relative because you are from his family. As I really made a thorough
inquiry and was convinced that he had non-known living relative as I
understood that he was an orphan and came to Togo sometime in 1978.

This was attested by his direct involvement in sponsoring many
charities in Togo. He was a contractor with several Ministries in Togo
and also Diamond and Gold mining. He was born on the 16th of July 1948
and married to Helena in 1980. They had a daughter in the year 1989.
He died with his wife and daughter when his cook gave them food
poisoning.

May their gentle souls rest in perfect peace. His company Ets Patlugo
is now defunct owning to African tribalism which is rooted deep in
inherited corruption. I can lay hold to his properties except this
fund(USD$14.5 Million Dollars with Diamond and Gold) which I knew
about it being transfer to you, I need your help to claim this fund
and the Diamond and the Gold.

THE INHERITANCE VIEW: He died intestate (without a will), according to
the prevailing law, it is any of his surviving relative that is
entitle to his estate, if it is direct brother or sister(same
parents), it will describe as "second category heir", if it is uncle,
cousin, aunt and niece, it is called "third category heir" may be any
person presented by his lawyer.

I will apply for the claim on your behalf as a "third category heir.
You may be wondering why I have not contacted you since he died, the
truth is that I don't like to involve in anything I'm not sure of
success, now I am sure that I will achieve for the claim that is the
reason i contacted you.

I approached the former director of the bank but he was too greedy but
now, the new director have promised to release the money to whomever I
will present as the next of kin. I have done all the long legging, all
I seek from you is your information which I will used to draft the
application of claim to you.

DOCUMENTATION BACK-UP: As a matter of fact, note that all documents
that will be needed in a transaction of this nature ascertaining you
as the bonafide beneficiary and next of kin to my late client will
duly and legally be obtained in your name.

I do not know you in person but I can't not just contact anybody
without making sure that the person has no criminal record. This gave
me the confidence that I'm dealing with honest person. I know that you
will not betray me at the end because this is for our mutual benefit
of 2019.

The most important issue to be considered now is trust and confidence
in this matter hence I plead that this should be our watchword
throughout this transaction and I can fully assure you on my own part
that as much as I work this with you I will always remain the same.

STARTING PROCESS: To this end, I request that you furnish me with the
followings to enable me start work on the transfer proceedings without
further delay.

Name(s):

1.Your full name
2. Your house address or office address.
3. Your occupation
4. Your date of birth.
5. Country of Origin.
6. Your Direct Telephone
7. A scan copy of your International passport

Upon receipt of your data, I will submit it to bank where the fund
deposited for approval.

Once I receive the necessary information which I required from you I
will proceed to the Togo High Court to make inquiry swear necessary
documents that will empowerment from any law in your country and here,
thereby present you officially to the authority in charge as the
beneficiary of the fund in which you will be contacted by the bank
after proper verification.

BENEFITS:

I resolved to offer you 40% of the total fund(US$14.5 Million Dollars)
and 50% will be for me and my chamber while the remaining 10% will be
donated to the charity organizations in any Country of your choice
but if you feel otherwise do not hesitate to notify me.

Thanking you for your anticipated co-operation.

Yours faithfully,
Hon. Walter Dennis

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attention Mr.Juan Lewis
  • On: Sept. 8, 2020, 7:46 p.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Yofreesamples.com -Audit report now available
  • On: Sept. 9, 2020, 1:10 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Yofreesamples.com -Audit report now available
  • On: Sept. 9, 2020, 6:14 p.m.

Hey there,
Could you tell me where you are located? Also, could you tell me more about your offer?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Attention Mr.Juan Lewis
  • On: Sept. 15, 2020, 9:17 a.m.

Attention Mr.Juan Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC.
E-mail:[email protected]

Sir,

Yes it can be done but you have to follow the produce before the bank
can agree to release the example to send to you. You should send your
personal information to submit to the bank management as next of kin
to my late client. I hope you understand.

Yours faithfully,
Hon. Walter Dennis
.

.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attention Mr.Juan Lewis
  • On: Sept. 15, 2020, 2:57 p.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Greet open:-) I want to genuine talks) my mr. amazing How do You like it here?
  • On: Sept. 18, 2020, 4:07 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Greet open:-) I want to genuine talks) my mr. amazing How do You like it here?
  • On: Sept. 19, 2020, 3:21 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Let's try to classic chat.
  • On: Sept. 19, 2020, 11:22 p.m.

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  • On: Sept. 20, 2020, 1:06 a.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Let's try to classic chat.
  • On: Sept. 20, 2020, 5:13 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Joshua Lewis
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: Sept. 27, 2020, 8:49 a.m.

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