The colloquy of Joe Miller

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Joe Miller and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: [Importance] Free samples for Amazon IT Customers
  • On: Oct. 9, 2018, 6:35 a.m.

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We'll transfer the full payment cover paypal fee to your paypal account
before you purchase.

If you do not want to participate, you do not have to respond to this
email.

If you are interested, we will send some product images for you to select.

Thank you very much.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: [Importance] Free samples for Amazon IT Customers
  • On: Oct. 9, 2018, 6:35 a.m.

Hello,
can you give me an example of this? I would like to know roughly what it looks like.

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Re: [Importance] Free samples for Amazon IT Customers
  • On: Oct. 11, 2018, 5:59 a.m.

Hi,
Thanks for your reply.
Here is the photo of the product. Now we extremely need people to test the electric arc lighter? Are you interested? Or you can tell me which one you like.
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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Re: [Importance] Free samples for Amazon IT Customers
  • On: Oct. 11, 2018, 6:43 a.m.

Hi,
Great, thanks. Could we have a short call to discuss the specifics? What are your contact details? Also, what is your pricing model like?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi James, it's me, Valeriya!!!
  • On: Oct. 13, 2018, 12:02 p.m.

Hi James, thanks for your letter. First of all I want to apologize for
my delay with my answer. Unfortunately I had no opportunity to write to
you sooner. I hope you remember me? I have written to you the short
letter and you have answered me. I wanted to answer at once to not keep
you waiting for my answer, but I got access to a computer only now.
Probably first of all I should write the most important thing.
I'm real woman with brains in my head and heart in a breast.
I hope and I think you are not very much afflicted that I live not in
your country. But I very much hope that it does not frighten you,
because I am the same lady like many other ladies living in the
different countries. I sincerely hope that nationality and distinction
of cultures for you is not the most important things in a lady.
You know I live in Russia. Now I live in village of Tcherni.
It's a small settlement, where live a few hundreds inhabitants.
Tcherni near to such known cities as Shahty, Rostov on Don,
Taganrog, Novocherkassk. I am gynecologist, I began to
get education in the comprehensive school with a medical bias.
After ending school I entered the Medical University. Now I work
in a clinic. I work as an gynecologist. My height is 5'6, weight is
120 pounds. I'm 34 years old. My birthday is August, 18, 1984.
I understand that all people have various tastes and interests,
but I sincerely hope that my pictures and my appearance will be
pleasant for you. But if my appearance doesn't conform to your tastes
and interests, I will understand you, of course. I the optimist at
heart and it's often help me in my life. I already adult woman; and I
look at the life with a philosophical shade. But as though I did not
try to inspire myself that I absolutely happy woman, I can't do it. I
have fine lady friends, I have job and my apartment. But there are
things without which people cannot be happy. And for me it's not material
things. If you are really serious in your search, I with pleasure shall
continue correspondence with you. Anyhow, I hope that you, just as I, have
interest in our dialogue, and I will wait your answer. In the end of
my letter I want to ask you the most banal questions: what music you
like, what movies you prefer. These questions are really interesting
for me because I like movies and music very much. I with pleasure will
tell to you about it in my next letter if you really want to learn more
about me. Do you like your job? Had you ever had experience in
correspondence with a friend from other country? Maybe you are more
skilled in this than I am? It is simply my female curiosity. I send
you some pictures, I will be very grateful to you also if you will send
me your pictures. And at last time I have sent you the letter from my
another e-mail address, please answer me on [email protected],
it's my personal mail address and I use it more often.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi James, it's me, Valeriya!!!
  • On: Oct. 13, 2018, 11:49 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: Oct. 16, 2018, 11:23 a.m.

Hi James. I so waited your letter, but you have written neglecting all
that I have written to you in my letter. You have not reacted in any
way to my letter, my questions. And you think that it is fairly? The
dialogue is when both persons speak, but in our situation I have sent
you all my thoughts, have asked some things, but have not received the
same in the answer. If you do not want to communicate with me, tell me
please about it because I don't understand such a reaction to my
letter which I wrote from my heart in all sincerity. You could at
least address to me by name. Sincerely, with respect and with
expectation of the letter from you. Valeriya.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: Oct. 16, 2018, 12:29 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Hi my friend James
  • On: Oct. 17, 2018, 11:15 a.m.

Hi James!
You have written such a big letter (smile). But all the same I am very
glad. Hope you will tell more about yourself, like I do it, OK?
And I will hope to receive your pics soon. I will be very grateful to you.
Well, I will tell you more about my interests. I like various
types of music. I like to listen to classical music. I like Dire Straits.
I like very much Sting. But my favorite is Pink Floyd. They are not similar
to anybody. It is a great band. I like Queen, Madonna and many others. I like
Russian musicians but likely you do not know them. Have you ever heard
of Gorky Park? They are Russians who sang in America. OK, movie!
I like works of such Russian directors as Konchalovsky, Mikhalkov. My
favorite movies are "The Barber of Siberia" and "Burnt by the Sun".
It's masterpieces of the Russian cinema. The American movie in Russia
is considered like the greatest. I like American movies very much.
I like various films. I like dramas: Mystic River, American Beauty,
21 gramme, A Perfect World, One Flew Over Cuckoos Nest, The Shawshank
Redemption; fantasy: K-PAX, Star Wars, Sin City, the Lord of the Rings,
Dragonfly, melodramas: Love Actually, Scent Of a Woman, Forrest Gump,
Cast Away, The Notebook, I am Sam; sports movies: Raging Bull, Cinderella
Man; thrillers: Seven, Fight club, and many others, such as Godfather,
Deadman, Once upon a time in America, Family man, The Insider, Erin Brockovich,
Brave Heart, the Sixth Sense, Rainman, Groundhog Day. I like very much
movies Quentin Tarantino: Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill.
My favorite actors - Bruce Willis, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Kevin
Costner, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacey,
Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwood.
My hobby, if it's possible to tell so - the English language. I have
loved English long ago, when I studied at school. In Russia the program
of training necessarily includes foreign language, as a rule - English,
German or French. I have entered in group of the English language and I
am happy that I made it. I like this language very much. After school,
I continued studying English at the university. I like this language. I
have been studying English language for 18 years. I want to know this
language perfectly. Of course I speak English. I only hope that you
would love my Russian accent that I have without any doubts. I know
that now I admit mistakes, but I hope you won't angry. But my biggest
predilection that will be with me during all my life is the knitting!
My mom has taught me to knit in the childhood, and now I knit sweaters,
jackets and waistcoats for myself and for my friends. I like to knit
very much, and I like woolen clothes very much. Basically all warm sweaters
that I have, I have made by my own hands. I do not know if in your country
the knitting is popular, but here it is very popular. What else to
tell about me? I have no children and I was never married, though of course
I was in relationship and even thought that it will lead me to the happy
future. But now I haven't anything except of bad and painful memoirs.
James, how you would describe your character? I never tried to
describe features of my character to somebody. I live with a smile on my
face and with hope in my heart. I think I can consider myself an optimist.
And maybe it has helped me to dare to write you. I saw a great deal in
my life, and for 34 years I have passed through a lot of vital tests.
And I know that I do not need many things to be happy. All I need is a
man, friend, soul-mate, love. And my life has led me to the fact that
now I seeks it in such way. And I do not think it is bad. How do you
think? I live honestly, and it brings pleasure to me. I know that
happiness not requires many things. Likely the main thing that does not
suffice me now is love. People without love cannot be happy. And I
speak not only about love between a man and a woman, but also about
love to a family for example. I have no family anymore and it really
oppresses me. I always recollect my family. James, you meet your
family often? I very much want to return that time when I had family.
Are you looking for the soul mate or just a friend? What are you looking
for in a soulmate, James, if you are looking for? I hope to receive

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hi my friend James
  • On: Oct. 17, 2018, 11:54 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

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  • On: Oct. 18, 2018, 11:37 a.m.

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  • Subject: Re: Merchant Source -get the Working Capital you need to fuel your business 🚀
  • On: Oct. 18, 2018, 11:45 a.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Evening Joel, What's up??
  • On: Nov. 16, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

Hi Joel, it`s Olena.

How are you? Thank I’m very glad to see letter;-))

How is the weather in your city ?
As for us, we have a cold autumn this year. I thought it would be warmer in november;-))))

If I`ve some mistakes in my e-mail, please don`t be too strict to me.
I`ve never had an experience in correspondence with a man in the internet.
I`m speaking from my heart & I am honest with you that
I`am really looking for a true love and serious relations.

Ok, I`m 31 years old.
My real name is Olena. Nice to meet you:-))))
Joel, you`ve a very beautiful name))

Well, I live in an apartment belonging to my parents.
I'm working as the Secretary. I`ve never been married and I`ve no children.
I like to do different kinds of sport: swimming, aerobics and running.
I think that every person should keep fit and be in a good shape.
I visit the gym two times a week. (Tuesday and thursday). By the by. Yesterday I was very tired at the gym;-))))
I hold my body in the healthy form. Write to me Joel. Do you do sports in your life now?

Tell me about something interesting, you like to do.
May be it`ll be your hobby and interests?
Where do you live now? Tell me as much as possible about yourself.
I have sent you my picture. I hope you`ll like it;-)))))
I`ll be waiting for your e mail and more your photos;-)))
What are you doing this weekend?

Have a happy day.

All the best, Olena.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Evening Joel, What's up??
  • On: Nov. 16, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Joel, What happens?????
  • On: Nov. 18, 2018, 5:23 p.m.

Good evening Joel,
Where have you been hiding???
I wait for yours the answer..
I`ll wait ur reply., my darling.
Look after yourself.

Regards, Olena.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Joel, What happens?????
  • On: Nov. 19, 2018, 1:16 a.m.

Hello,
That is reasonable, but do you think you can go into more detail about your main product? What is it about, exactly? Does it resemble https://photricity.com/flw/ajax/?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 26, 2018, 10:11 p.m.

Thanks for your response, My intention is to front you to my bank as the
next of kin to our Late customer Raymond , this is to enable my bank
transfer his funds to you as his (WILL) beneficiary.

All legal documents that will officially prove that you are the next of kin
to the deceased will be carefully worked out by me and I will send them to
you with instructions on how to apply for the release of the fund to you.

Within the next 14 days from today, if nobody comes forward to lay claims
to the fund, my bank will be obliged to declare the fund unclaimed bill and
subsequently transferred to the British Treasury.

To avoid such an ugly incident from happening I am contacting you to have
you stand as next of kin ,This transaction will not require your presence
here in the bank, all you have to do is to follow my directives carefully
and within the next seven days from the date you officially apply for the
release of the fund my bank will pay the total amount to you.

The situation is like this, you will establish direct communication with
the bank asking them to transfer the funds to you as the beneficiary, You
will do this with the help of the legal documents that I will be sending to
you. From there we will proceed. If my proposal is fully acceptable by
you, kindly forward the
following details to enable me proceed on the documentation.

1) YOUR NAME IN FULL :
2) YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS :
3) YOUR AGE :
4) YOUR OCCUPATION :
5) YOUR PHONE :
6 )YOUR SEX:

The above information is required to secure the legal documents that you
will use to apply for the payment of the funds to you.
Be assured that as the personnel manager of the Facts Finding of Claims
Department of Barclays Bank Plc London United Kingdom , I assure you that
the fund will paid to you and the sharing will be 45% for you 50% for me
and we will give 5% to charity.

Your urgent response is anticipated.
Yours Sincerely
Mark

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 3:57 a.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 4:01 a.m.

Thank you for your email message, what better way do you think we can move
forward with this?

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 6:07 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

Categorically,This money belongs to our late client and it has been
floating in the Account for the past 5 years now and no one has come for
the claim,I go to know about this money because I am the personnel manager
of the Facts Finding of Claims Department of Barclays Bank Plc London
United Kingdom, I am presenting you as the Beneficiary of the fund. Like i
told you in my previous email that my bank will transfer the money to your
Company as the will Beneficiary/ Next of kin to the deceased Mr.
Raymond.and the money is to the tune of 20.5 Million Great Britain Pounds.

You will keep the money in your custody pending my arrival for the sharing
according to the percentage we have agreed upon.

As the initiator of the transaction, My own share of the 20.5 Million
Great Britain Pounds will be 50%, Your own share for keeping it will be
45% and 5% will be for Charity around you.

I would love to invest my own share or part of the money into your line of
business if it is lucrative for you.

I hope i have made it more understandable now.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 8:45 a.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 2:54 p.m.

kindly forward the following details to enable me proceed on the
documentation.

1) YOUR NAME IN FULL :
2) YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS :
3) YOUR AGE :
4) YOUR OCCUPATION :
5) YOUR PHONE :
6 )YOUR SEX:

The above information is required to secure the legal documents that you
will use to apply for the payment of the funds to you.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 4:41 p.m.

Hello,
I am a bit busy now, but I am definitely interested. When can we talk?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 27, 2018, 4:49 p.m.

You can call me right away +1 ( 347 990 2249 )

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 4:10 a.m.

Hello,
That is very interesting! Could you elaborate? Do you have any details online I could look at?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 5:17 a.m.

I dont think i have more proof , I have done more than enough to keep in
touch with you, what exactly do you want? the money have not been uploaded
on the Online Account because there is no Beneficiary yet, You will need to
contact the bank to open communication with them.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 2:41 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 2:45 p.m.

My International Passport

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Dear Beneficiary
  • On: Nov. 28, 2018, 5:37 p.m.

Hello,
That is very helpful, thank you. Do you perhaps have some literature I could look at, or could you send me some more information about what exactly makes you unique?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Letter with my personal details
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 7 a.m.

Dearest Joseph 
I got your reply to my proposal and I am thanking you in the name of Lord Jesus.
Honestly, you may not know the height of Joy you have brought to my life on this sick bed and I pray that this joy will never depart from your life and that of your family because it really took me time,knowing that I have lost the ability to do anything by myself or move about even in my sick condition before contacting you because I cannot imagine myself leaving my sweat in this life with the Bank without it reaching the down cast, the motherless and the orphans because I am one and it is based on this I will be glad to entrust you personal with this  Charity Project for helping the Less privileged people, orphanages, widows and in propagating the word of God.
I know you may be thinking why i contacted you and how i got your email? I earnestly prayed over my decision of which person to trust this money with, it was after my midnight prayers I got your contact through International Directorate Chamber of commerce so, I decided to write to you personal, please kindly understand and know that my contacting you is a Divine connection of God for this special project of charity work.
Also,  I want you to know and understand I am presently in Venezuela hospital admission under my health care policy, and I have already WILL out all that I have labor and acquired in life, so I am not having any thing monetary left with me knowing too well I will soon die.
Firstly my dearest; I am Mrs.Christine Thurner, 65 years, from Belgium, childless and I am suffering from a long-time cancer. I would like you to know my origin I came from, the motherless and was trained by old couples that have died longer ago before I meet with my late husband and both of us had no issue before he died and I earnestly prayed over my decision of whom to trust this money with, it was after my midnight prayers I got your contact and decided to write to you personal.
I want to know, It is the Bank where i made the deposit that will process the fund for direct transfer into your designated bank account in your country
I acquired this fund from my Gold business and I will be glad for you to use half part of it for humanitarian and charity works in the way I want it so that as I will die soon my soul and that of my late husband where ever it may be shall be happy and rest in Gods bosom as it has been medical confirmed that I will die soonest due to my prolong Cancer sickness.
I will reward you with you 50% of the total fund for your assistance, obedience, cooperation and willingness to carry on this project, while 50% of the balance fund is for the Charity work. I have decided to you  half part of the amount to enable please carry on this project very successfully.  I am having the belief that you will not betray my trust which I impose in you.
I believe you will utilize this fund in the bank valued sum US $10,100,000 remaining in my foreign bank account (Ten Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars) for over 9 years due to my health problem. This fund was obtained by me when I was dealing on Gold business and I will be glad for you to use Half Part of it for humanitarian and charity works in the way I want it so that as I will die soon my soul and that of my late husband where ever it may be shall be happy and rest in Gods bosom as it has been medical confirmed that I will die soonest due to my prolong Cancer sickness.
I also attached you a copy of my belgian Identity card and a copy of my european passport for your verification, perusal and confirmation and I am trusting in the hope to hear from you urgently to enable me give you further explanation.

I remain in the meantime With friendly greetings Christine Thurner°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°My personal address: Knokkeweg 9, 9880 Aalter/BelgiumE-Mail address: [email protected] / [email protected] phone, number:  0032460214980

Le jeu. 6 déc. 2018 à 04:36, Joseph Miller <[email protected]> a écrit :

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Joseph Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Letter with my personal details
  • On: Dec. 6, 2018, 2:43 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: can you?
  • On: Dec. 8, 2018, 9:48 a.m.

Dearest Joseph
thanks for your mail, but i really need to know if you can and do this money for charity project and to help the orphanage and the needy in your country kindly confirmalso send me your information such as your full names telephone numbers address and your ID card or passport as soon as I receive them I will forward it to my bank and they will contact you for the transfer to your accountwith friendly greetings Christine

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: can you?
  • On: Dec. 8, 2018, 8:51 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Joe Miller
CEO, MNesty, LLC