The colloquy of Jordan Garcia

Someone forwarded a spammer's email to Spamnesty, which replied to the email, pretending to be a person called Jordan Garcia and starting a conversation.

This is that conversation.


Spammer

  • Subject: VMware VCP Courses - Summer Savings!
  • On: July 15, 2019, 7:04 p.m.

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Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: VMware VCP Courses - Summer Savings!
  • On: July 15, 2019, 7:04 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jordan Garcia
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Attention!LOve impudence should be implemented, but not spoken.
  • On: July 16, 2019, 3:15 p.m.

Hello my new friend. I think these are the first words to be when you want to meet someone.
I’m sure you’re surprised now, but I also hope that a smile appears on your face and you will reciprocate.
My full name is Zarina, but you can call me Zari. I am 33 years old and I live in Russia.
I found your address on the online dating site and decided to take the first step towards our communication.
I hope you appreciate this sign of attention. I am a very cheerful, sociable and creative girl.
I have a lot of interests and hobbies. Sports, books, cooking, music ...
This is only a small part of what I find interesting. In simple words, I always expand my horizons.
But there is one not unimportant factor, I am lonely. Like any woman,
I dream of being happy next to my beloved man who will appreciate and respect me. It is such a man,
I dream to find. I am not looking for wealth or material well-being! Only simple female happiness,
love and mutual respect. I hope that you will take this letter seriously and take a step towards our acquaintance.
Tell me about yourself? I would be very interested to know you and continue our communication.
I send you my photos and hope to see yours. I look forward to the continuation of our dating. Your new friend Zari.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: VMware VCP Courses - Summer Savings!
  • On: July 16, 2019, 7:14 p.m.

Hi Jordan,

I can complete registration(s) by phone. Just give me a call and we can complete registrations by credit card to begin the 20 days of course access. My direct line is 513-718-7600.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Attention!LOve impudence should be implemented, but not spoken.
  • On: July 16, 2019, 7:29 p.m.

Hi,
Sounds great, how can we proceed? We're interested in getting started pretty much immediately, as we could use this.

Jordan Garcia
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject:
  • On: July 20, 2019, 1:44 p.m.

Hey. How are you? Have you lost me? This is Zari, you still remember
me. Sorry for not writing to you for so long. Something's wrong with
my email. Now I can not log into my Google account. I forgot my
account password. I created a new email: [email protected] Now I
will not forget the password, because I wrote it down. I really want
to continue our acquaintance, so I ask you to answer me as soon as
possible. I hope that you are still interested in communication with
me. You can feel free to ask me questions, I will be glad to answer
your every question. I look forward to your early reply. Your friend
Zari.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re:
  • On: July 20, 2019, 2:06 p.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jordan Garcia
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Jordan!
  • On: July 24, 2019, 4:41 p.m.

Hello Jordan! How are you? It was nice that you interested in our
conversation and write me your answer. Today I opened my mail and saw
your letter there. I'm very happy. I'm sorry I can't answer you im
midiatly. Last days, I have a lot of work and I spend a lot of time in
my beauty salon. To be honest, I was very interested in your reaction
to my first letter. Personally, I think we have a good opportunity to
become close to each other. By the way, if you want, I can send you
pictures of my work from the catalog at the beauty salon. :) I'm sure
you'll like it. ;) From our acquaintance, I draw only positive
conclusions. I think we could diversify our communication and exchange
letters not only by e-mail. For example, using SMS? Write me your
phone number and I'll send you SMS and you will have my phone number.
Jordan, if you do not understand something what I write, then I will
gladly tell you everything that interests you. You can always ask me
any questions! It doesn't matter if it's work-related or anything,
I'll try to answer you all. I love going to the theater, to various
concerts and to the movies when movies are shown, my favorite genre.
Cultural enlightenment has never hurt me. In the company of friends, I
enjoy a good reputation and I am often listened to. And my profession,
allows see with friends more often! They always come to my beauty
salon. Many of friends already have adult children who go to school.
And I'm starting to worry that I'm still alone. I'm a good girl with a
good character. Tell me honestly, do you like me? Don't think that i
write you only positive traits of my character. Despite all the
positive qualities, I like any girl, like any people, have negative
traits. I don't think that's news to you. I can be Moody sometimes. My
mother often tells me that. When I'm tired, after a hard work day, I'm
irritable. But it is rather superficial cons of the character of any
person. Do you agree? I'm not jealous, but it's hard for me to put up
with the fact that a man with whom I have communication, mutual
sympathy or a serious relationship, communicates with another woman. I
was raised that if my life comes a man with whom I'm interested, I'm
only with him! I'm monogamous. Treat people the way you want to be
treated. I always try to follow this rule.I hope my letter didn't bore
you. I think that on this, I will finish my letter and wait for your
answer. Tell me, how's your day going? Now comes the work week, this
means that there will be many new and interesting things. But most
importantly, our acquaintance continues. Is it? I look forward to
hearing from you. Zari.

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello Jordan.
  • On: July 24, 2019, 7:35 p.m.

Hello Jordan. How is your mood? Im good. I was very happy when I saw
your letter. I am glad that our acquaintance continues and we will be
able to get to know each other better. As you already know, my name is
Zari. Why didn't you tell me about yourself? I think we should learn
about each other from the very beginning of our acquaintance. Do you
agree with me? I'm 33, but soon I will be 34 years old. I hope my age
won't be a problem for you? Age is just a number! I live in Russia in
city Almetyevsk. There's a long distance between us, but I don't think
that's a problem. We live in the 21st century and today, a few hours
of flight, can take you anywhere in the world. I love to travel and
learn a lot of new. I was in different countries and each of them has
its own, special culture. Tell me, do you like travel? Tell me more
about your country and your city? I would be very interested to know
where you live and see your city on Google maps. My work is connected
with female beauty. I have my own business and a beauty salon. We do
make-up, haircuts, manicure and other women's procedures. I started my
working career in one of the small beauty salons of our city. At first
I worked myself and made the girls beautiful. Now, I'm renting my own
space and I can say it's a good business. I have two people working
for me, and work is going well. The beauty industry will always be in
great demand. Now I have more free time and can think about myself. I
don't think you're interested in reading about my work, so I'll tell
you more about myself. More important is who's inside and how person
feel. Understanding and respect between people is much more important.
You agree with me? I've never been married and I have no children.
You're probably wondering why I still don't have a man? Of course I
had a lot of Boyfriends who looked after me and gave gifts. But all
this time, I worked hard and was completely immersed only in the work.
I didn't have time to go to restaurants and have fun. I dont want have
serious relations. I believe that every person is important material
base that would live in pleasure. Now I understand that I have already
reached the age when I need to think about myself and about creating a
family. My mother often asks me when she will have grandchildren. But
I think that the birth of a child is a very important and responsible
step. To create a family, you need to be confident in your man for 100
percent. I am an active and purposeful person. I am convinced that
self-development and the desire to become better awakens many
different, useful qualities in a person. I decided to meet someone on
the Internet, because in our time, all life is in full swing on the
Internet. People meet and communicate in social networks more often
than on the street. Do you use social media? If yes, what? I am
looking for a man with whom I will feel like a truly beloved girl. For
me, material benefits are not important. I'm used to working hard and
I don't want to sit on my man's neck. I can speak English, it's not a
problem for me. I'm sure we'll understand each other well. You agree
with me? Please tell me, do you have any hobbies? I would be
interested to know about it. Do you have a favorite sports? Favorite
music or films? I'm ready for a serious relationship, so I don't want
to waste any time. I hope that our acquaintance will be interesting
for us. Jordan, I hope that my letter will not seem boring to you and
our communication will be honest and open. Don't forget to send me
some pictures of you. I'll be glad to see them. Let a smile appear on
your face when you read this letter! I will wait for your early reply
and send you my photos. Your new friend Zari!

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello Jordan!
  • On: July 24, 2019, 7:56 p.m.

Hello,
Thank you for your email! However, I don't know if this will fit in our budget. Is there anything better you could do?

Jordan Garcia
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello my dear Jordan!
  • On: July 25, 2019, 7:59 p.m.

Hello my dear Jordan! How are you? How is your mood? Sorry for my
email problems. Now I have fixed all the problems, and I can send
emails from my mailbox normally. I'm in a good mood because I got your
letter again. I am very happy to learn more about you in every new
letter. Yesterday, before going to bed and today during the day, I
thought about you a lot. I was wondering what you were doing? How is
your mood? Where are you? On a walk or maybe you relax at home, on the
couch and watch an interesting movie or TV show? I am very interested
to know more about you and how your day is going! And also, I'm happy
to share how my day was. Today I had a not difficult working day and I
was released a little earlier. Usually, after work, I go home, but
today I so wanted to walk on the street. I called my friend Lili and
asked her to join me. We haven't seen her in a while, and like all
girls, we want to gossip a little. She wanted to meet me for a long
time and was glad to my call. We met, walked along the Boulevard and
park. We talked and talked about what's new in our lifes. Later, we
went to a cafe to drink a cup of coffee. Tell me do you like coffee?
Or maybe you like tea more? Personally, I can't start the morning
without a Cup of coffee. My day today was in a good mood and now, I am
very pleased to write you this letter. I keep thinking about what to
write to you in my letters. I always want to interest you and tell you
something interesting. This is my first experience of online
correspondence, and I do not even know what to write that you would be
interested. I hope my letters aren't boring to you? If you are
interested in something about me or my life, you can always ask me
about it? Now in our communication such period that we need to learn
each other better and I would like to tell you about my family. I only
have my mom and grandma. My father died when I was in high school. It
was a great loss for our family, and especially for my mother. It was
very difficult for us, but we managed and became stronger. I often
remember him, because we were in a very good relationship. But I don't
want to burden you with sad stories. I think that in the life of any
person, there are very difficult tests. Please tell me about your
family? I see my mom and grandma every week. They are retired and live
together in the village, 15 km from the city. I often go to them on
weekends and help with the housework. They are already old, and they
are hard to cope with household chores on their own. I live and work
in the city. I have my own flat. I saved up money for it for a long
time, but even this money was not enough for me. Many people in Russia
buy housing on credit and then pay for it. I have to pay the loan for
about 10 years. On the other, earn money to buy a flat is not real.
Most people in Russia, pay loans, as the salaries of the middle class
is not very large. Of course, there are a lot of rich people, but I
don't count myself among them. I don't know, maybe it's the same in
your country? Tell me? In simple words, I live a separate and
independent life. I devote a lot of time to my work, and therefore,
for a long time, did not have a serious relationship. I am ready to
create my own family, but I understand what a serious step it is.
Recently, more and more often, I begin to think about family happiness
and well-being. Family is a big responsibility! First of all, in front
of each other! You agree with me, my dear Jordan? I'd like to find a
man with whom I can feel safe. I want to find a man with whom I can
speak frankly and honestly on any topic! I want to find a man who
understands my feelings and my sexual desires and fantasies. I think
sex is very important in a relationship. What do you think about it?
I'm looking for a soul mate with whom I can become one. I want simple,
feminine happiness. Tell me, what kind of relationship are you looking
for? What do you like in woman and what you don't like? I'm very
interested in learning more about you. I'm trying to imagine what kind
of person you are. My dear Jordan, I'm sorry if I caught you by
surprise with my questions! I want to say that I like our
communication and I want to continue it and get to know each other
better. If we're both looking for a serious relationship, we need to
learn more about each other and make sure we're right for each other.
Now I'm going to finish this letter and going make dinner. I will fry
fish and cook vegetable salad. I watch my figure and try to eat
healthy food. Tell me about your eating habits? I will be waiting for
your answer soon and I will be happy to read your new letter again.
You are a very interesting man and hang up nice to talk! I will wait
for your soon answer and new photos. Your Zari.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello my dear Jordan!
  • On: July 26, 2019, 6:06 a.m.

Hello,
Can you give me some more info about what you're offering? Specifically, how does it apply to our business? How can we use this?

Jordan Garcia
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello my dear Jordan!
  • On: July 26, 2019, 5:11 p.m.

Hello my dear Jordan! I came home and was glad to read your new
letter. How are you? How's your day going? Today my day has passed as
usually! Since the morning I woke up in a good mood. I made coffee and
started to get ready for work. The first half of the day I spent in my
salon, and after lunch, I went to order new cosmetics and supplies for
the salon. I send you a photo from one of the professional stores
where I order cosmetics and materials for work in a beauty salon.
After work, I went to the supermarket. Today, I'm planning to making
some meat. Tell me, what do you like more, fish or meat? Tell me, do
you have a favorite dish? A colleague from work told me a good recipe
for meat lasagna! I will try to cook it today. Do you cook at home
often? On weekdays, I spend little time in the kitchen, as I do not
have enough time for this because of work. But on weekends, I can
spend the whole day in the kitchen. Sometimes I forget about the time
and get involved in the process of cooking. One day I'll show you what
I'm cooking. And I would be happy if you could try my dishes. I'm sure
you'll like it. Jordan, you become more than a pen pal friend to me. I
always smile when I read your letters. Every day, I wait for your
answer, with greater interest. Every day, I know you better, and
that's another step in the relationship. It's important to me that you
tell me about yourself and your family. We are separated by a great
distance, but we have something that unites you and me. This is the
desire to be happy, next to a loved one. I'll be happy if one day we
meet in person. It would be interesting for me to talk to you, to hear
your voice, to see your emotions in a live. Of course communicate in
the Internet is good, but nothing can replace live communication.
Perhaps in the future, you can come to me in Russia. I would love to
show you how beautiful our country is. Also, I want to visit you, in
USA. There is no doubt that we can have a good time and get closer to
each other. With my job, I can afford to travel to other countries. I
was going on vacation two months ago with my friend. But she couldn't
go and we had to cancel the trip. We wanted to visit New York. I even
have a visa to your country. I got it two months ago, and I can stay
in your country for another six months. If we together decide to meet,
I do not need to collect documents and obtain a visa. I just need to
buy a plane ticket and fly towards my happiness. I'm not hurry you.
Meeting is a very important step, and first, we need to understand if
we are right for each other and if we have a chance for a future
together. My dear Jordan, I would like to hear your opinion on this? I
feel like we're moving on to a new level of relationship and I like
it. We can share more personal information and I'm easy to communicate
with you. I have to admit, I've been thinking about you a lot since we
met. You are an interesting conversationalist and a good man. I like
that in our communication there is understanding and trust. What do
you think the future holds for us? What would you want? I'm curious to
know your thoughts! Just take it seriously! We're getting closer to
each other and it's important for me to know that you take me
seriously. My Jordan, I hope my thoughts don't scary you? We're both
adults and we both want to be happy. I always tell you what I feel and
think. I want you to be honest and open with me, too. I will finished
my letter I look forward to your early response and new photos. Have a
nice day! Yours Zari.

P.S. My dear,I have a little gift for you. I didn't tell you before,
but once a week, I by lottery ticket. I've already won small amounts,
but I still haven't won the Grand prize. I think you're lucky and I
bought two lottery tickets again. I bought one ticket for me, and one
ticket for you. I sent it to you from the lottery website. In Russia,
people like to buy Lotteries. This is a chance to catch good luck and
change your life completely. I don't know how things are in your
country. Are you in the lottery? If You receive a message from the
lottery site, do not be afraid. It happens automatically. On their
website you can check the status of your winnings and see the progress
of the prize draw. Who knows, maybe I'll win a million dollars and we
can have a nice vacation on some tropical Islands.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Hello my dear Jordan!
  • On: July 26, 2019, 10 p.m.

Hello,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Jordan Garcia
CEO, MNesty, LLC

Spammer

  • Subject: Congratulations
  • On: July 27, 2019, 2:20 p.m.

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Spammer

  • Subject: Re: Hello my dear Jordan!
  • On: July 27, 2019, 3:35 p.m.

Hello my dear Jordan! How are you? How is your mood? Hope I didn't
make you to wait long for my answer? I have so much to tell you. But
most importantly, I have a good mood and I want to share it with you!
To give you all my beautiful and excited state. I hope my letters are
always interesting you! Am I right, my dear Jordan? I've been at work
all day! My beauty salon is open 7 days a week and sometimes, even on
weekends, I have to work. I love my work and always come to the salon
every day with pleasure. I confess to you, I've been waiting all day
to come home and read your letter. Today was not very much to do, so I
put things in order in my office and on my work place. (Documents,
promotional material, stationery accessories and folders in the
closet). General cleaning of the workplace. How was your day today? I
would be interested to know what you do during the day and how do you
like to spend your free time? I want to talk to you about anything. I
feel you getting closer to me. I have a very long time without men
with whom I had so much fun with you. Thoughts of you don't leave me
during the day. And now I think of you even in my sleep! Tonight, I
had a dream and it was you, my Jordan. In this dream, we were alone,
just you and me. We dined at a beautiful restaurant, drank wine and
enjoyed delicious dishes. We talked and laughed together, and then you
took my hand and told me to come with you. We felt so good and I was
happy to follow you, holding your hand tight. My dear, in a moment, we
were in the bedroom. We lay down on the bed and you began to kiss me
gently. I had a feeling that we understood each other without words
and after a few minutes, we were lying naked and our bodies felt each
other like never before. In my dream, I wanted to please you. I tried
to do everything to make your excited state became stronger. I kissed
your lips, your neck, your Breasts. You started to let me down, so I
picked up your excited cock. I took it in my mouth and started gently
driving it back and forth. I felt how much you wanted me! All your
actions said that you wanted to enter me. You put me on my back and
lay down on me. You gently kissed my body and went down lower and
lower until you started playing with my pussy. I moaned with pleasure
and the only thing I wanted at that moment to feel your cock inside
me. It was a very passionate moment when we merged into one. You were
so gentle with me and rude at the same time that I asked you not to
stop. When I woke up, I tried several times to get my dream back, but
it was impossible. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep for a long
time. I was completely wet, because this dream was so real and I felt
your touch, every cell of my body. It was a dream, but it says a lot.
All day, I can't stop thinking about you, thinking about us! My dear
Jordan, I am glad that we have moved to a new level of relations. I
can talk to you about everything and feel comfortable. I can talk to
you about something personal that I'll never know. We can talk about
love and sex and our thoughts. About how romantic we can be when we're
alone in bed. I think sex is very important! In a relationship, I
completely surrender to my partner and always maintain diversity in
sex. It's been more than 1.5 years since I had sex. Just the thought
of him excites me. I know it's not good for the health and the female
body, but I can't go to bed with just anyone. I won't have sex with a
man if I don't have feelings! I believe, that precisely feelings and
love, are secret ingredients in sex. You agree with me? For me it is
important that I excite my beloved man every day! But also, I will
never give you any reason to be jealous of other men. My love, don't
think badly of me. I've told you several times that I write to you
what I think and what I feel. I hope my thoughts didn't scare you. My
dear Jordan, tell me what you like about sex? How do you feel about
diversity in sex? I am happy that I can share with you something
personal and intimate. I'm with you I wonder now I look at you a
little differently. You're getting closer to me, and it's important to
both of us. We're moving forward together! Do you agree? We're going
the same way and I like it. Please don't ignore my words! After all, I
want to develop our relationship. I will finish this letter and hope
it will cheer you up! Kiss and hug! Already miss you, yours Zari.

Spamnesty

  • Subject: Re: Congratulations
  • On: July 27, 2019, 9:21 p.m.

Hi,
that sounds impressive! I am excited to hear more about your company. Can you help me with some references, completed projects, partners, etc.?

Jordan Garcia
CEO, MNesty, LLC